Being a God Emperor

[montycrusto]

There, and I'd have thought God-emperors could cope with spiritual...

I’m an atheist god-emperor !

 

[Wragg]

I’m an atheist god-emperor !

It could only happen on Crux forums... I'm having a conversation with a god who doesn't believe in god!

 

[Migoz2]

I’m an atheist god-emperor !

An atheist republican god-emperor?

 

[Migoz2]

It could only happen on Crux forums... Im having a conversation with a god who doesn't believe in god!

I don't know: Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett spring to mind!

 

[Barbaria1]

This discussion is God awful!

 

[Loxuru]

There, and I'd have thought God-emperors could cope with spiritual...

He is still a God-emperor in his first 100 days!

 

[Eulalia]

I've seen a (far from convincing) attempt asking an AI programme, 'can AI prove the existence of God?'
Then some wag asked it 'can God prove the existence of AI?' and the same text came back, with AI and God just swapped around

 

[Wragg]

He is still a God-emperor in his first 100 days!

Kind of in training, you mean?

If Monty goes all spiritual on me in 100 days time I might not recognise him...

 

[Eulalia]

Googling 'Mystic Monty' turns up a whole tribe of them out there

 

[Loxuru]

Kind of in training, you mean?

The first 100 days of a term of a president or prime minister (or God-emperor) he/she cannot do anything wrong.
In French they call it 'état de grâce', or 'state of grace', and that is a spiritual term too (our God-emperor is free of sins in his first 100 days).

 

[Loinclothslave]

I’m an atheist god-emperor !

You don’t believe in yourself?

 

[montycrusto]

An atheist republican god-emperor?

I prefer to think of myself as an anarcho-situationist post-individualist wokelord.

 

[Frank Petrexa]

I prefer to think of myself as an anarcho-situationist post-individualist wokelord.

Be careful what you wish for.
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/07/16

 

[Jollyrei]

I’m an atheist god-emperor !

It could only happen on Crux forums... Im having a conversation with a god who doesn't believe in god!

IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

 

[montycrusto]

“God-emperor” means I’m a god,
And an emperor too, which is odd:
For whenever I ask,
“Can men multi-task?”
Women say “don’t be daft, you daft sod!”

 

[Davec5299]

Monty's in his first hundred days.
And as one the whole forum prays.
He will not shaft us
Like that awful Liz Truss
And set the whole place ablaze!

Vivat Deus Imperator!

 

[montycrusto]

I’ll bring back the old “Prima Nocta”
(Against the advice of my doctor..),
If a maiden refuses,
Her freedom she loses
In the dungeon wherein I’ll have locked her.

 

[Loxuru]

“God-emperor” means I’m a god,
And an emperor too, which is odd:
For whenever I ask,
“Can men multi-task?”
Women say “don’t be daft, you daft sod!”

Monty's in his first hundred days.
And as one the whole forum prays.
He will not shaft us
Like that awful Liz Truss
And set the whole place ablaze!

Don't worry! God-Emperors are usually capable, multi-tasking stable geniuses!

 

[Eulalia]

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I’ll bring back the old “Prima Nocta”
(Against the advice of my doctor..),
If a maiden refuses,
Her freedom she loses
In the dungeon wherein I’ll have locked her.

Should be prima nox - which would rhyme with socks, frocks, bollocks ...

 

[ducon007]

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I’ll bring back the old “Prima Nocta”
(Against the advice of my doctor..),
If a maiden refuses,
Her freedom she loses
In the dungeon wherein I’ll have locked her.

Watch out Monty! In the Roman Empire, only one emperor (who was considered a god) out of 5 died of natural causes. The others: assassinated, poisoned, committed suicide...
Nevertheless, I wish you a long life and good health!