Being a God Emperor

[Stormy89]

Oh great God Emperor defender of humanity
Protect us from coruption and insanity
Grant us strength against your foes
We gonna fight them back using swords,maces, axes and bows
To bring prisoners more affliction
We gonna give them crucifixion
They hang outside city walls
And that end of all wars

 

[montycrusto]

My priestess delights to recline
On an altar of granite so fine,
While her tumescent nips
Are anointed with drips
From a bottle of good Riesling wine.

 

[Barbaria1]

My priestess delights to recline
On an altar of granite so fine,
While her tumescent nips
Are anointed with drips
From a bottle of good Riesling wine.

How can I refuse that??? Alright, God-Emperor. Let’s see what you got!

 

[Loxuru]

How can I refuse that??? Alright, God-Emperor. Let’s see what you got!

Oh shit! They are joining forces! Prepare for demerits in Limerick format!

 

[montycrusto]

Alright, God-Emperor. Let’s see what you got!

My bodily form you won’t see,
For your safety you’ll blindfolded be,
Else my dazzle and thunder
Would tear you asunder;
A pity, I think you’d agree.

 

[Naraku]

And, since soap-dishes are to be banned throughout the Empire, a naked slavegirl will kneel beside my bathtub with a bar of aromatic soap held delicately in her mouth…. (Well, that should stop the complaining!)

Much safer to follow the traditions of Zamunda.

 

[ducon007]

My priestess delights to recline
On an altar of granite so fine,
While her tumescent nips
Are anointed with drips
From a bottle of good Riesling wine.

Charming poem, but I would have preferred a good bottle of Château d'Yquem...
...Barb deserves at least that!

 

[montycrusto]

The Montycrustolian Shrine
Is a temple of unique design.
The altar’s a “Y”
On which priestesses lie,
Should the God to deflower them incline.

 

[montycrusto]

Charming poem, but I would have preferred a good bottle of Château d'Yquem...
...Barb deserves at least that!

Barb is s a connoisseur and even produces her own whines now and then!

 

[ducon007]

My bodily form you won’t see,
For your safety you’ll blindfolded be,
Else my dazzle and thunder
Would tear you asunder;
A pity, I think you’d agree.

Monty, the prince of poets...
... but I don't know if he is the poet of the princes, like Pierre de Ronsard !

 

[Aluafaen]

Much safer to follow the traditions of Zamunda.
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It is good! what movie is that gif from?

 

[montycrusto]

It is good! what movie is that gif from?

“Coming To America” I think!

 

[Loxuru]

“Coming To America” I think!

Not from "Carry On God-Emperor"?

 

[Davec5299]

Not from "Carry On God-Emperor"?

'What have you got there, Barb? I asked you to get me a well-done steak!'

 

[montycrusto]

Have this one crucified, I want a brunette!

 

[Barbaria1]

On which priestesses lie,
Should the God to deflower them incline.

Probably best done standing up.

Barb is s a connoisseur and even produces her own whines now and then!

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'What have you got there, Barb? I asked you to get me a well-done steak!'

I thought you required a well-done stick. You Pomy actors need to speak more clearly when cast in these sword and sandals epics.

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Have this one crucified, I want a brunette!

This God-Emperor has good taste!

 

[phlebas]

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'What have you got there, Barb? I asked you to get me a well-done steak!'

He's having a good feel of her asp

 

[Hornet1ba]

Nobody mentioned the God-Emperor of Dune yet,here is an artist (Berkan Ozkan)interpretation:
George Lucas was inspired by Dune when he created the Star War universe Jabba the Hut seems familiar!

 

[Hornet1ba]

Nobody mentioned the God-Emperor of Dune yet,here is an artist (Berkan Ozkan)interpretation:
George Lucas was inspired by Dune when he created the Star War universe Jabba the Hut seems familiar!

Looks like a really weird book:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Emperor_of_Dune
Just my kind of book!

 

[montycrusto]

Nobody mentioned the God-Emperor of Dune yet,here is an artist (Berkan Ozkan)interpretation:
George Lucas was inspired by Dune when he created the Star War universe Jabba the Hut seems familiar!

Jabba the Hutt is one of my heroes.. so that’s good to know! . Somehow the whole “Dune” thing has rather passed me by, despite the fact that I love sci-fi (I think we chatted about Firefly once, right?)