Being a God Emperor

[Barbaria1]

Damn but enough is enough
It’s ‘bout time that I got tough
God-Emperor or not
I give not a thought
He’ll ne’er get into my muff!

 

[montycrusto]

Damn but enough is enough
It’s ‘bout time that I got tough
God-Emperor or not
I give not a thought
He’ll ne’er get into my muff!

Oh naked priestess of my heart,
Please spread your legs wider apart.
I think I’m a deity,
Therefore, with much gaiety,
I am! (It’s all there in Descartes.)

God-Emperors, as is well known,
Like their altars Y-shaped and of stone.
Whereon nude priestesses
Endure my caresses
With barely a mutter or moan.

Therefore, naked priestess, rejoice!
With my praises, lift up your voice.
For, chained as you are,
You can’t run very far,
And it seems that you have little choice.

 

[ducon007]

I am! (It’s all there in Descartes.)

Wow Monty! Not only a poet, but also a philosopher!

 

[montycrusto]

Wow Monty! Not only a poet, but also a philosopher!

And an artist! Don’t forget that!

 

[ducon007]

And an artist! Don’t forget that!

Oups! Sorry...

 

[Barbaria1]

Oh naked priestess of my heart,
Please spread your legs wider apart.
I think I’m a deity,
Therefore, with much gaiety,
I am! (It’s all there in Descartes.)

God-Emperors, as is well known,
Like their altars Y-shaped and of stone.
Whereon nude priestesses
Endure my caresses
With barely a mutter or moan.

Therefore, naked priestess, rejoice!
With my praises, lift up your voice.
For, chained as you are,
You can’t run very far,
And it seems that you have little choice.

I’m speechless (but not defenseless).

 

[montycrusto]

I’m speechless

Well, that’s a first!

 

[ducon007]

Well, that’s a first!

Yes! I can't believe it!

 

[montycrusto]

Yes! I can't believe it!

Obviously I now have the power to perform miracles

 

[Loxuru]

Wow Monty! Not only a poet, but also a philosopher!

And an artist! Don’t forget that!

God-Emperor!
Philosopher!
Poet!
Artist!


Sounds more and more like Nero!

 

[ducon007]

Obviously I now have the power to perform miracles

Jesus restored the voice of the dumb. Monty silenced Barb!

 

[ducon007]

God-Emperor!
Philosopher!
Poet!
Artist!


Sounds more and more like Nero!

And also crucifier...!!!

 

[Loxuru]

Obviously I now have the power to perform miracles

No, to perform miracles on CF, you need to be a Mod-Emperor!

 

[Barbaria1]

Jesus restored the voice of the dumb. Monty silenced Barb!

Only temporarily, mind you. Only temporarily!

No, to perform miracles on CF, you need to be a Mod-Emperor!

Or a Mod-Empress!

 

[twonines]

Monty`s tried methods both gentle and rough
To gain access to Barb`s sacred muff.
For several reasons,
He`s a man for all seasons,
But, alas, that`s not proved enough.

 

[Barbaria1]

Gaining access to my muff
Can be incredibly tough
Many have tried
Most have died
With demerits up their duff

 

[Loxuru]

Or a Mod-Empress!

Of course, Your Majesty Barbaria Popeia Sabina Moora.

 

[wulf]

This thread is almost as good as the meds I take.

 

[montycrusto]

This thread is almost as good as the meds I take.

Side effects may include nausea and vomiting. And projectile diarrhoea

 

[Barbaria1]

Side effects may include nausea and vomiting. And projectile diarrhoea

Aka … The God-Emperor Curse