Being a God Emperor

[wulf]

Side effects may include nausea and vomiting. And projectile diarrhoea

Or erotic hallucinations.

 

[twonines]

This thread is almost as good as the meds I take.

Delusional?

 

[Davec5299]

Or erotic hallucinations.

The @wulf had a terrible dream.
That woke him up with a scream.
'Oh what a curse!
I'm dreaming in verse!'
He cried with a stiffy extreme!

 

[wulf]

Delusional?

Yeah.... makes mine seem more realistic.

 

[wulf]

The @wulf had a terrible dream.
That woke him up with a scream.
'Oh what a curse!
I'm dreaming in verse!'
He cried with a stiffy extreme!

That's not funny............... you ever had a limerick stuck in your head ? For a whole month ?

 

[montycrusto]

That's not funny............... you ever had a limerick stuck in your head ? For a whole month ?

A limerick stuck in your head?
How awful! I’d rather be dead.
But before I should die
I would quite like to try…
A night with Barb chained to my bed

 

[wulf]

A limerick stuck in your head?
How awful! I’d rather be dead.
But before I should die
I would quite like to try…
A night with Barb chained to my bed

You're not helping.

 

[Davec5299]

A limerick stuck in your head?
How awful! I’d rather be dead.
But before I should die
I would quite like to try…
A night with Barb chained to my bed

A night with Barb would be apt,
For a God-Emperor so very well-strapped.
She'd find it bliss
His manhood to kiss,
Ere her lips around it she wrapped.

 

[twonines]

The Forum has taken a very odd line,
With two members who think they`re divine.
With an Emperor God
And an Empress Mod,
It all adds up to a very strange sign.

 

[Wragg]

A night with Barb would be apt,
For a God-Emperor so very well-strapped.
She'd find it bliss
His manhood to kiss,
Ere her lips around it she wrapped.

Dear fellow, you must be mistaken
Her bliss could never awaken
Unsure which is worse
His limerick verse
Or his 'Godhood' which leaves her so shaken!

 

[twonines]

In this thread, the verse has been splurging,
With an unusual theme emerging.
When all`s said and done,
It`s only for fun.
Even Barb, when she`s playing the virgin.

 

[kendelo]

In this thread, the verse has been splurging,
With an unusual theme emerging.
When all`s said and done,
It`s only for fun.
Even Barb, when she`s playing the virgin.

I've come to play the cop.
Someone has to make it stop.

 

[phlebas]

A limerick stuck in your head?
How awful! I’d rather be dead.
But before I should die
I would quite like to try…
A night with Barb chained to my bed

Barb's chained to Monty's bed
Her face turning shades of red
He won't get to sleep soon
She takes up too much room
And his blood has quite rushed to his "head"

 

[ducon007]

This thread is almost as good as the meds I take.

Aspirin for headache, or blue pills for...

 

[Eulalia]

A night with Barb would be apt,
For a God-Emperor so very well-strapped.
She'd find it bliss
His manhood to kiss,
Ere her lips around it she wrapped.

While in such dreams you may wallow,
The climax may prove to be hollow,
Those she's skilled with her lips,
And at licking your pips,
When it comes to the crunch, she won't swallow!

 

[twonines]

While in such dreams you may wallow,
The climax may prove to be hollow,
Those she's skilled with her lips,
And at licking your pips,
When it comes to the crunch, she won't swallow!

If on the Forum, Barb`s adventures you follow,
She claims that she`ll never swallow.
But again and again,
If she suffers enough pain,
That claim has been proved to be hollow.

 

[kendelo]

The conversation always wallows,
Whether a girl spits or swallows.
It matters not, of whether girls,
Will swallow all my liquid pearls.
I only care that they have class,
and take a stiff one in the ass.

 

[Loxuru]

(Sigh!) Was Nero's court also inventing Limericks while they watched Rome burning?

 

[Wragg]

The conversation always wallows,
Whether a girl spits or swallows.
It matters not, of whether girls,
Will swallow all my liquid pearls.
I only care that they have class,
and take a stiff one in the ass.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, eh, Kendelo?

 

[kendelo]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, eh, Kendelo?

Yessir.