I have a story about tattoos.
I asked this guy - a bf at the time - if he had any tatts.
"No, but I would definitely get you a couple!" he said to me.
"But I don't want any tatts" I replied.
"These would really suit you, I think"
"Like what?" No one had ever said that I should get tattoos.
"I'll pay if you agree?" Curiosity had me now....
"Okay, what?"
"No, you gotta promise to get them first."
"What!?! No way! Just tell me, will you?" Now I had to know!
"Okay.... First, you get an 'M' on one butt cheek...."
".... and then I'd get you another 'M' on your other butt cheek"
"WTF! An 'M' on each cheek? You're mad!"
"Yep!" he explained, "An 'M' on either side of your arsehole"
I was flabbergasted. "That's stupid, what's that supposed to mean?"
"Well, when you're on your back, an 'M' becomes a 'W', so when I spread your legs, it'll spell 'WOW'!"