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It's a pain getting pulled up in Beeston,
When I read Dorothy's post mentioning Beeston, I tried to think of something witty or pithy to respond, but RL got in the way. I would never have come up with anything like you found, brilliant.
In reality of course it's not QUITE that bad, only one of the three London bombers came from Beeston, there are more churches and mosques than pubs, and Cross Flatts Park hosts some inclusive community events. The officially-recognised 'prostiute tolerance zone' is in nearby Holbeck. A Du Puy factory makes the most advanced knee and hip joints in the world. And the White Rose centre has a huge Disney Store.