LOL - I dare say you would be.
To get the discussion back on track, I've recently been viewing some "crucifixion" videos other than those produced by Makar; they may have been Welsh Webb but their title sequences seem to have been removed. They are generally unsatisfactory in some respect or other - some have the "victim's" feet flat on a footrest or even on the ground, so that her legs are straight rather than bent. This also reduces her suffering, although one or two of the models do seem to have suffered -but mainly from boredom!
Other videos shew the model tied to the patibulum not just at the wrists but also at (or just above) the elbows, limiting movement so much that I wonder why they'd bothered. Equally bad are those where the model had a rope around her waist, securing her to the stipes or to the tree used as a stipes, as those also lack movement. One of the worst has a chain under the model's armpits and hooked onto the stipes; it also features a short flogging scene which was quite the least convincing I have ever seen.