Quite true.
As the modern cricket bat averages about two and a half pounds in weight, that tight little will probably end up in orbit!
Only six? That tight little can certainly take a lot more!
So that’s what those rounded edges on Victorian bathtubs are useful for …. Mmmmmmmmm ….. GAHHHHHHHH!The Bathroom at Cruxton AbbeyFor some reason, cleaning the numerous bathrooms has become one of the most popular tasks undertaken by the maids at Cruxton, and some of them have been known to spend many long hours engaged on this activity.
As long as the bathroom is clean, and she doesn't spot the hidden camera, no one will complain. There are dozens more bathrooms at Cruxton. It's stealing from the wine cellar or swinging from the chandeliers that gets you a thrashing. Or rather, gets Barb a thrashing...The Bathroom at Cruxton AbbeyFor some reason, cleaning the numerous bathrooms has become one of the most popular tasks undertaken by the maids at Cruxton, and some of them have been known to spend many long hours engaged on this activity.
His Lordship is certainly not complaining!One wonders if a corset is quite the right thing to wear for cleaning the kitchen? - but Alice insists, 'Of course it is!'
Or indeed, the bathroom.His Lordship is certainly not complaining!
For some strange reason he is to be found as often in the kitchen as in the library...
Happy Halloween! 
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It's Halloween again! Alice and Courtney have arrived at the venue of their Sabbat, accompanied by Ariel in the form of a large crow. Metamorphosis is an inconvenient side effect of her flying spell, based on the main ingredients of tar and feathers. Halloween costumes are not a requirement, so hopefully her spell will be reversed before the dancing begins.
The venue this year is the old cemetery of St. Crucifa's in Cruxton, and admission is exclusively by invitation only. Late afternoon sunlight is filtering through the ancient trees, and soon it will be dark. On hearing our approach, the girls look up in anticipation of receiving the first of their guests - let's hope we are welcome to join the party...
Now then, Bob. How do we know that the crow is Ariel? It's just that the way said crow is looking at Courtney's posterior I do have a nagging suspicion that the metamorphosis might have involved @Apostate...
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It's Halloween again! Alice and Courtney have arrived at the venue of their Sabbat, accompanied by Ariel in the form of a large crow. Metamorphosis is an inconvenient side effect of her flying spell, based on the main ingredients of tar and feathers. Halloween costumes are not a requirement, so hopefully her spell will be reversed before the dancing begins.
The venue this year is the old cemetery of St. Crucifa's in Cruxton, and admission is exclusively by invitation only. Late afternoon sunlight is filtering through the ancient trees, and soon it will be dark. On hearing our approach, the girls look up in anticipation of receiving the first of their guests - let's hope we are welcome to join the party...
....before @Barbaria1 dropped that crystal decanter
I hope she hasn’t been rummaging through his collection of lewd etchings…The Study at Cruxton Abbey
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Alice has been told to await his Lordship in the study, but that was many hours ago, and she has become tired of waiting... Of course, his Lordship is a very busy man, with numerous matters of a domestic nature constantly demanding his attention. But now at last, she can hear footsteps approaching - quickly, it's time to get up!
I hope she has!I hope she hasn’t been rummaging through his collection of lewd etchings…
Been trying to find those forever. Now some little gel goes in there and just picks 'em up. Doesn't seem fair, really.
