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Damian's Female Crucifictions.

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a deep bow
 
You will definitely feature in Her Majesty's (note the apostrophe) Jubilee Honours (note absence of apostrophe) List,​
recommended by Lord Golightly and http://www.apostrophe.org.uk/

We shall of course be attending the Honours ceremony. In the meantime the "nail friendly" version of Female Crucifictions is making excellent progress and will continue to do so especially if this b****y awful weather continues over the Bankster's Holiday!
 
We shall of course be attending the Honours ceremony. In the meantime the "nail friendly" version of Female Crucifictions is making excellent progress and will continue to do so especially if this b****y awful weather continues over the Bankster's Holiday!
which Holiday???????????????????? Those IMF guy's:eek:
 
No. Just the normal bank holiday plus an extra for the 60th Jubilee.
 
also just as all normal people better
 
it are not your IMFguys there are much crazier and meaner they robbed money of all the poor and store it by the rich:cool:
 
it are not your IMFguys there are much crazier and meaner they robbed money of all the poor and store it by the rich:cool:

I ain't rich, but if they pay me I'll take it...

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what... you'd like to see Ulreca on a cross (Damn it, Admi, how do you spell her nams????)

Thank you, and yes, I'm sure he'll have another..."
 
Ulrika? she is hunting slaves for me and some of them could be used for your training sir.....but not my Ulrika and even keep your bloody hands from Connie Sir
thx for your drink
 
Ulrika? she is hunting slaves for me and some of them could be used for your training sir.....but not my Ulrika and even keep your bloody hands from Connie Sir
thx for your drink

I would never harm your beloved Ulrika (who would fetch our beverages) but I fear Connie is in great danger....

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I would never harm your beloved Ulrika (who would fetch our beverages) but I fear Connie is in great danger....

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Connie the cruel Governor would be no problem we, Eirin the half Elfgirl and me the emperor (after the last war in Celtic) are pleased to help you with it:D
 
We shall of course be attending the Honours ceremony. In the meantime the "nail friendly" version of Female Crucifictions is making excellent progress and will continue to do so especially if this b****y awful weather continues over the Bankster's Holiday!
And, sadly, the Jubilee is marked by the closing down of the Queen's English Society,​
which has been dedicated (among other things) to defending the apostrophe,​
as only 22 people turned up for their a.g.m. and no-one was willing to serve on the committee.​
(They're still, as at 2130 on June 4th, on the net, as is the Anti-Queen's English Society)​
 
And, sadly, the Jubilee is marked by the closing down of the Queen's English Society,​
which has been dedicated (among other things) to defending the apostrophe,​
as only 22 people turned up for their a.g.m. and no-one was willing to serve on the committee.​
(They're still, as at 2130 on June 4th, on the net, as is the Anti-Queen's English Society)​

God Save the Anti-Queen.
 
Ulrika? she is hunting slaves for me and some of them could be used for your training sir.....but not my Ulrika and even keep your bloody hands from Connie Sir
thx for your drink
Yes,I dont want your bloody hands!
 
Hi robn13,
Up to now you are the only one who has taken up my offer. There are now 7 300 + members so I am surprised. For anyone who missed the offer I will repeat it. If you buy Female Crucifictions and post a copy of page 20 to me then I will send you a free copy in PDF format with ropes replaced by nails. I've attached a cropped pic to show the difference. So what do you get for your money? Not counting the opening page, disclaimers and advertising you get 32 pics with excellent backgrounds and lots of new pics. The stories are not up to the standard of jedakk but the stories are not the main reason people buy. The cost is E25 which I think is $32 so it works out at $1/pic. Perhaps that is a bit too much. However if you do buy it you will get a free "nail" version for private use only. At the moment we have just past halfway with the modifications.
 

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Hi robn13,
At the moment we have just past halfway with the modifications.
and how much would the price be.................:confused: for proffesionals with all that time............... but pirate is cheaper:oops: ........ and intenet...........................................
 
Hi Hans,
You are correct as usual. Photographers charge a fortune to retsore old pictures. We are now very good at it and charge a fraction of the price of professional companies although we are much better. We recently worked on a 50cm x 70cm collage consisting of 60 of our photographs. We used 50 live layers in Adobe to achieve the result and restored all the original pics (many over 50 years old) to their former glory. It was a mammoth task but well worth the effort. We accepted a crate of very fine wine as payment! If any readers of this thread would like an old pic restored for free then just send me a PM.
 
but you can now torture yourself by changing the ropes in your own pics in nails:D believe me it is a real torture to manipuliering them
 
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