I have a feeling some will be maniped again!!!
Great post. I have to wash my jeans!!!
Remember to take them off first
I have a feeling some will be maniped again!!!
Great post. I have to wash my jeans!!!
I needed to shower anywayRemember to take them off first
some frequently asked questions
I’ve never eaten woman-meat before, is it safe and healthy?
Yes Sir! All girls and women in Dolcett are subject to regular and frequent inspections by our specialist Department of Female Food Hygiene, their suitability for consumption regularly assessed until the time comes for them to be converted to meat, when a final deep health-probe is conducted. Only females classed A* are selected.
Is woman-meat best hung, butchered alive, or live-roasted?
Women who are to be cut up and sold in joints are normally hung in our Female Butchery, or beheaded if they’re selected to be chill-packed, but breasts and steaks for quick cooking are best cut from live girls, who are kept on display in all our shops and restaurants, bound and ready for carving. But of course the original dish for which Dolcett is most famous is the live-roasted girl on the barbecue spit.
Is there a delivery service?
Yes, Sir! Whether it’s a cooked cunt fillet or a whole live girl, your order can be delivered to your door. A fleet of Dolcett Delivery vans operates a speedy service guaranteed to have your girl-meat at your door within the hour anywhere within 30 miles radius of Dolcett. The same vans also collect women who have been notified, or have volunteered, to report for butchering.
You live further away? We ship chilled, vacuum-packed girl-meat world-wide for guaranteed 24 hour delivery. We can also arrange rendition of live girls, so if you’ve caught a linkie in Eulalia Park, or bought a choice specimen from the Livestock Market or Freedom Farms, just contact our shipping office and we’ll do all the arranging for her transportation wherever in the world you plan on eating her!
Can women volunteer for butchery?
Yes, Sir, Madam or Miss! Many ladies find the idea of being turned into meat incredibly arousing, and of course volunteering to sacrifice herself for the enjoyment of her beloved husband, boyfriend or father is the greatest gift a woman or girl can give. And thirdly, for a Dolcett woman, volunteering at a time of her (or her man’s) own choosing to be butchered or cooked in the way she fancies best can be a lot better than waiting for the Selection Board Notice!
Any female wishing to volunteer can report to the Female Butchery Facility at any time (it is open 24/7), bringing simply her Dolcett Woman’s Health Record or comparable documentation. However, she, or her man, may wish to contact the Facility to discuss arrangements, for example the type of butchery or live cooking preferred, requests for particular cuts or joints from her to be delivered, arrangements for her head to be mounted for display, etc. And the volunteer may wish to take advantage of the free pick-up and transport service to the slaughterhouse.
I want to hold a big barbecue: how can you help?
Dolcett Meat Packing and Barbecues can deliver a live girl of the size and weight suitable for your guest numbers in good time to start roasting. If you wish, we can provide all necessary equipment, dressings, side-dishes (chargilled girlie-nibbles – yum!), even a professional team of master chef and nude waitresses. And of course if it’s your own wife, girl-friend or daughter you’re cooking, the same services are available. Let DMPB take the strain, you can relax with a few beers and spend quality time with your guests, while the delicious aroma of cooking girl-flesh gets your appetite racing!
Can my purchase be personalized?
Yes, Sir! Our Village Blacksmith offers a quality branding service so your choice woman can be hot-iron branded with your initials, a choice of logos, or for a gift – so how about giving your momma and poppa a lovely surprise for their Golden Anniversary, their favorite grand-daughter ready on a roasting-spit, with her breasts branded ‘grandma’ and ‘grandpa’?
Do you cater for vegetarians?
Of course, Sir! Our store keeps a stock of meat from certified vegetarian or vegan women, gluten-free girls also available. So no-one need eat farmed animals - defend animal rights, eat woman-meat!
Is there a kosher butcher in Dolcett?
Yes, Sir, there is! Kitzler’s Kosher Butchers has a dedicated slaughterhouse supervised by rabbis from three different synagogues, they can’t agree about anything else, but they all agree Kitzler’s froy fleysh is the best – so how about a nice Jewish girl for your son’s Bar-Mitzvah?
How about halal?
Ali Brothers’ butchery specializes in halal slaughter, the swift slice with the knife. What’s more, certified virgins are flown weekly from the finest slave-markets in the Near East, fit to grace the feasts of the most discerning Muslim. And you won’t forget the tasty cunt-kebabs and tittie tagine in Abdul’s restaurant, The Hot Harem!
some frequently asked questions
I’ve never eaten woman-meat before, is it safe and healthy?
Yes Sir! All girls and women in Dolcett are subject to regular and frequent inspections by our specialist Department of Female Food Hygiene, their suitability for consumption regularly assessed until the time comes for them to be converted to meat, when a final deep health-probe is conducted. Only females classed A* are selected.
Is woman-meat best hung, butchered alive, or live-roasted?
Women who are to be cut up and sold in joints are normally hung in our Female Butchery, or beheaded if they’re selected to be chill-packed, but breasts and steaks for quick cooking are best cut from live girls, who are kept on display in all our shops and restaurants, bound and ready for carving. But of course the original dish for which Dolcett is most famous is the live-roasted girl on the barbecue spit.
Is there a delivery service?
Yes, Sir! Whether it’s a cooked cunt fillet or a whole live girl, your order can be delivered to your door. A fleet of Dolcett Delivery vans operates a speedy service guaranteed to have your girl-meat at your door within the hour anywhere within 30 miles radius of Dolcett. The same vans also collect women who have been notified, or have volunteered, to report for butchering.
You live further away? We ship chilled, vacuum-packed girl-meat world-wide for guaranteed 24 hour delivery. We can also arrange rendition of live girls, so if you’ve caught a linkie in Eulalia Park, or bought a choice specimen from the Livestock Market or Freedom Farms, just contact our shipping office and we’ll do all the arranging for her transportation wherever in the world you plan on eating her!
Can women volunteer for butchery?
Yes, Sir, Madam or Miss! Many ladies find the idea of being turned into meat incredibly arousing, and of course volunteering to sacrifice herself for the enjoyment of her beloved husband, boyfriend or father is the greatest gift a woman or girl can give. And thirdly, for a Dolcett woman, volunteering at a time of her (or her man’s) own choosing to be butchered or cooked in the way she fancies best can be a lot better than waiting for the Selection Board Notice!
Any female wishing to volunteer can report to the Female Butchery Facility at any time (it is open 24/7), bringing simply her Dolcett Woman’s Health Record or comparable documentation. However, she, or her man, may wish to contact the Facility to discuss arrangements, for example the type of butchery or live cooking preferred, requests for particular cuts or joints from her to be delivered, arrangements for her head to be mounted for display, etc. And the volunteer may wish to take advantage of the free pick-up and transport service to the slaughterhouse.
I want to hold a big barbecue: how can you help?
Dolcett Meat Packing and Barbecues can deliver a live girl of the size and weight suitable for your guest numbers in good time to start roasting. If you wish, we can provide all necessary equipment, dressings, side-dishes (chargilled girlie-nibbles – yum!), even a professional team of master chef and nude waitresses. And of course if it’s your own wife, girl-friend or daughter you’re cooking, the same services are available. Let DMPB take the strain, you can relax with a few beers and spend quality time with your guests, while the delicious aroma of cooking girl-flesh gets your appetite racing!
Can my purchase be personalized?
Yes, Sir! Our Village Blacksmith offers a quality branding service so your choice woman can be hot-iron branded with your initials, a choice of logos, or for a gift – so how about giving your momma and poppa a lovely surprise for their Golden Anniversary, their favorite grand-daughter ready on a roasting-spit, with her breasts branded ‘grandma’ and ‘grandpa’?
Do you cater for vegetarians?
Of course, Sir! Our store keeps a stock of meat from certified vegetarian or vegan women, gluten-free girls also available. So no-one need eat farmed animals - defend animal rights, eat woman-meat!
Is there a kosher butcher in Dolcett?
Yes, Sir, there is! Kitzler’s Kosher Butchers has a dedicated slaughterhouse supervised by rabbis from three different synagogues, they can’t agree about anything else, but they all agree Kitzler’s froy fleysh is the best – so how about a nice Jewish girl for your son’s Bar-Mitzvah?
How about halal?
Ali Brothers’ butchery specializes in halal slaughter, the swift slice with the knife. What’s more, certified virgins are flown weekly from the finest slave-markets in the Near East, fit to grace the feasts of the most discerning Muslim. And you won’t forget the tasty cunt-kebabs and tittie tagine in Abdul’s restaurant, The Hot Harem!
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I’ve never eaten woman-meat before, is it safe and healthy?
Yes Sir! All girls and women in Dolcett are subject to regular and frequent inspections by our specialist Department of Female Food Hygiene, their suitability for consumption regularly assessed until the time comes for them to be converted to meat, when a final deep health-probe is conducted. Only females classed A* are selected.
Is woman-meat best hung, butchered alive, or live-roasted?
Women who are to be cut up and sold in joints are normally hung in our Female Butchery, or beheaded if they’re selected to be chill-packed, but breasts and steaks for quick cooking are best cut from live girls, who are kept on display in all our shops and restaurants, bound and ready for carving. But of course the original dish for which Dolcett is most famous is the live-roasted girl on the barbecue spit.
Is there a delivery service?
Yes, Sir! Whether it’s a cooked cunt fillet or a whole live girl, your order can be delivered to your door. A fleet of Dolcett Delivery vans operates a speedy service guaranteed to have your girl-meat at your door within the hour anywhere within 30 miles radius of Dolcett. The same vans also collect women who have been notified, or have volunteered, to report for butchering.
You live further away? We ship chilled, vacuum-packed girl-meat world-wide for guaranteed 24 hour delivery. We can also arrange rendition of live girls, so if you’ve caught a linkie in Eulalia Park, or bought a choice specimen from the Livestock Market or Freedom Farms, just contact our shipping office and we’ll do all the arranging for her transportation wherever in the world you plan on eating her!
Can women volunteer for butchery?
Yes, Sir, Madam or Miss! Many ladies find the idea of being turned into meat incredibly arousing, and of course volunteering to sacrifice herself for the enjoyment of her beloved husband, boyfriend or father is the greatest gift a woman or girl can give. And thirdly, for a Dolcett woman, volunteering at a time of her (or her man’s) own choosing to be butchered or cooked in the way she fancies best can be a lot better than waiting for the Selection Board Notice!
Any female wishing to volunteer can report to the Female Butchery Facility at any time (it is open 24/7), bringing simply her Dolcett Woman’s Health Record or comparable documentation. However, she, or her man, may wish to contact the Facility to discuss arrangements, for example the type of butchery or live cooking preferred, requests for particular cuts or joints from her to be delivered, arrangements for her head to be mounted for display, etc. And the volunteer may wish to take advantage of the free pick-up and transport service to the slaughterhouse.
I want to hold a big barbecue: how can you help?
Dolcett Meat Packing and Barbecues can deliver a live girl of the size and weight suitable for your guest numbers in good time to start roasting. If you wish, we can provide all necessary equipment, dressings, side-dishes (chargilled girlie-nibbles – yum!), even a professional team of master chef and nude waitresses. And of course if it’s your own wife, girl-friend or daughter you’re cooking, the same services are available. Let DMPB take the strain, you can relax with a few beers and spend quality time with your guests, while the delicious aroma of cooking girl-flesh gets your appetite racing!
Can my purchase be personalized?
Yes, Sir! Our Village Blacksmith offers a quality branding service so your choice woman can be hot-iron branded with your initials, a choice of logos, or for a gift – so how about giving your momma and poppa a lovely surprise for their Golden Anniversary, their favorite grand-daughter ready on a roasting-spit, with her breasts branded ‘grandma’ and ‘grandpa’?
Do you cater for vegetarians?
Of course, Sir! Our store keeps a stock of meat from certified vegetarian or vegan women, gluten-free girls also available. So no-one need eat farmed animals - defend animal rights, eat woman-meat!
Is there a kosher butcher in Dolcett?
Yes, Sir, there is! Kitzler’s Kosher Butchers has a dedicated slaughterhouse supervised by rabbis from three different synagogues, they can’t agree about anything else, but they all agree Kitzler’s froy fleysh is the best – so how about a nice Jewish girl for your son’s Bar-Mitzvah?
How about halal?
Ali Brothers’ butchery specializes in halal slaughter, the swift slice with the knife. What’s more, certified virgins are flown weekly from the finest slave-markets in the Near East, fit to grace the feasts of the most discerning Muslim. And you won’t forget the tasty cunt-kebabs and tittie tagine in Abdul’s restaurant, The Hot Harem!