While an illustrated PDF is rumored to be in-work, permit me the liberty of uploading a text-only version of this incredibly nard-nobbing tale, for your auto-scrolling reading enjoyment -- I've changed not a word of it.
Eulalia, your vivid descriptions of the Golgotha horrors were simply spine-tingling...! Oh and I believe on another thread you asked if any of us had ever thought about combining crux with electricity -- let me just say it would be my pleasure to shock your nipples and genitalia repeatedly with a 500,000V '
Picana Electrica' (aka South American torture taser) whilst you madly twist and turn on your nails, howling in agonized dementia. And I'm sure you won't mind if I affix it to the end of a short pipe, and insert it fully into your vagina to deliver a couple dozen intimate affections directly upon your cervix and uterus -- just to keep your attentions from wandering off.
In other words luv, I really do appreciate and enjoy your deliciously wicked imagination...!