poem21045
Tribunus Plebis
I try to make my gifts gender non-specific.Is this for "him" or for "her"? If for him, he gets to put his girlfriend on it and enjoy the sight of her writhing around. If it's for her, she gets to enjoy the most wonderful experience of hanging on a cross.
Did he get it for her, or did she get it for him?
Maybe it's just from Santa.
"Here you two. A special kind of toy for the adventuresome couple. Some assembly required. Have fun!"