Hunting Elfgirls

[Eulalia]

Mem, I'm afraid that I'm falling in love for her

Me too! ​

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But wait! What's happening?​

Suddenly the Romans stop their advance,​

they're leaping and hopping about,​

clutching their partes privatas and posteriores,​

yelling "Oh! Owww! Eeeek!"​

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It's like they're being pierced by tiny sharp darts​

in their most uncomfortable parts!​

"Vae! Eheu! O stercore!" they cry​

(they went to dead posh schools, these legionaries)​

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Cunning Elflalia has woven her wicked witchcraft,​

a last -second spell to save her beloved red-haired elfgirl.​

Now the Romans aren't looking so heroic,​

their only hope is to find the barabarians'​

Charm against Elf-Shot​

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(the oracle Gugulus might help! )​

 

[Fantasmo]

and defended also our coffeeshop against all the mad men like this pic of melissa and julie

Connie always claimed to have a "sweet little ass"... now I believe it

 

[ERIN the Brave]

It's staying soft and sweet........love. messa

Messaline,you could be nothing but soft and sweet!kisses!

 

[ERIN the Brave]

i asked him a closer bild of her and here she is.................

Awaiting my crucifixon at the hands of my mother!

 

[ERIN the Brave]

Her Lady Governor Connie my army commander telepated me some moments ago this picture and I'm sure you want see this (I didn't know whjat he does now and where he is but.............

Very good Tribune...now bring her to me!

 

[admihoek]

yet 25 to go and a terrible crucifixion

 

[ERIN the Brave]

yet 25 to go and a terrible crucifixion

On an X cross!

 

[admihoek]

all 25 ? or do you mean only your elfgirlsdaughter?

 

[ERIN the Brave]

all 25 ? or do you mean only your elfgirlsdaughter?

Yes only the daughter!

 

[admihoek]

poor daughter............................... cruel mother

 

[ERIN the Brave]

poor daughter............................... cruel mother

YES VERY CRUEL!!!!

 

[Fantasmo]

ah that's our little secret,​

we've hidden her in Elfwood!​

she's soooo cute!​

Always those horny elf girls, only one thing in their mind...

 

[admihoek]

and i'm pampered by the Gaul girls

 

[ERIN the Brave]

and i'm pampered by the Gaul girls

After the good work you did,you deserve a little fun!!

 

[Fantasmo]

and i'm pampered by the Gaul girls

Be careful with those Gaul girls, they have a reputation among tribunes...

 

[admihoek]

I see, but fantasmo, my friends Asterix and Obelix are nearby

 

[ERIN the Brave]

and i'm pampered by the Gaul girls

Don't do anything I wouldn't do ...but if you do...name it after me!!!

 

[admihoek]

After the good work you did,you deserve a little fun!!

I owe you much gratitude mem and yes I'll do and 20 to go

 

[Fantasmo]

I see, but fantasmo, my friends Asterix and Obelix are nearbyView attachment 24412

Yeah, Obelix "loves" (Roman) Tribunes!

 

[admihoek]

that's why the gaulgirls pampered me and the Boar my Friend Eul me send a few days ago, was my present to obelix and now he is my friend too