Hunting Elfgirls

[admihoek]

and wait................................

 

[ERIN the Brave]

Her Lady Governor Connie from Judea and the conquered neighbourstates BEFORE bring you your Redhaired enemy We, my duke and me demand You mem, before we consigned the captured Redhaired enemy you are asking, to you; to ask the emperor to promoted our Duke as the Governor of Gallia and Britannia.

Yes he has done well,I will speak to the emperor about promoting him,you may procede Grand Tribune!

 

[ERIN the Brave]

and wait................................

Wait no longer...you have my anwser!

 

[admihoek]

Wait no longer...you have my anwser!

Good morning mem, Duke Ascanio is on his way to you mem with your adversary

 

[admihoek]

I'm not amused that bitch from judea asked me to promote that fool duke Ascanio but let's wait

 

[ascanio]

Wait yes, but not for too long time, in Britannia there are rebellions after the crucifixion of elves on the all road from Stonehenge to Dover, need our presence with all power as new Governors, not only a Dux or for you only a Tribune, Legions need full power for contrast rebels......

 

[ascanio]

If the Emperor and the Governor take too long time need a solution....

 

[admihoek]

If the Emperor and the Governor take too long time need a solution....

i'm afraid it will be too long The mem is like all those women in all time shopping and forgetting all

 

[admihoek]

here a maid of honour of the Governor to enjoy us she told

 

[admihoek]

Could be a nice slave for our auction

 

[ascanio]

Certainly I don't send back any pleasant slavegirl and for fill the waiting time I have bring with me my wild winged elfie playing in the elvettes night club...

 

[admihoek]

a belly dancer too.............?

 

[ascanio]

she is dancing all naked for me in a cup of champagne


....et in mensa et in cratera sunt beatitudo vera!

... the table and bowl are true happiness.

 

[admihoek]

i saw a nice blond gaul in a gauls whorehouse ever seen for this time

 

[admihoek]

she is dancing all naked for me in a cup of champagneView attachment 24644


....et in mensa et in cratera sunt beatitudo vera!

you are a good new leader for Gaul and Brittannia

 

[ascanio]

Bacchus sepe visitans mulierem genus
facit eas subditas tibi, o tu Venus.

Ecce deus opportunus,
nullo tempore ieiunus,
ante cibum matutinum
ebrius eructat vinum,
cuius mensa et cratera
sunt beatitudo vera.

Sic religionis cultus
in ventre movet tumultus,
rugit venter in agone,
vinum pugnat cum medone;
vita felix otiosa,
circa ventrem operosa.

Venter inquit: "nichil curo
preter me, sic me procuro,
ut in pace in id ipsum
molliter gerens me ipsum
super potum, super escam
dormiam et requiescam."

Quidam ludunt, quidam bibunt,
quidam indiscrete vivunt.

Bibit ista, bibit ille,
bibunt centum, bibunt mille.

(from 'Carmina potatorum et gulatorum)

 

[admihoek]

I need my slavebard for the translating
you are a real duke but.........................

 

[ascanio]

here the translated text:
Bacchus, often visiting a woman
makes them subject to you, O Venus.

Behold, God is a convenient,
at no time on an empty stomach,
the morning before food
throws the wine drunk,
the table and bowl
are true happiness.

So in religion
disturbance moves in the womb,
stomach in agony roars,
wine against the mead;
happy life of leisure,
active around the belly.

Venter said: "I care nothing
more than me, so me 'deputy,
to the peace in the self
I very gently, while holding
the drink, the food
sleep and rest. "

Some gamble, some drink,
live unwisely.

This drink, he drinks,
drink a hundred, a thousand drink.

 

[admihoek]

ah eul can now stay by the tree

 

[ERIN the Brave]

I am here,Tribune!