10.
EPILOGUE 2
NORTHERN FRANCE
MAY 25th, 1940
A British Expeditionary Force vehicle, on a road leading to the Channel Coast.
Private Tommy Atkins driving.
Lieutenant Jones (looking over his shoulder) : “Bloody hell, Atkins, there are Heinkels strafing the road behind us!”
Private Atkins : “Are they coming to us!?”
Lieutenant Jones : “I am afraid they are! In one or two minutes, they could be here!”
Private Atkins : “Shall we stop and take cover, Sir!?”
Lieutenant Jones : “No! Try to make it to that village! Hurry!”
Private Atkins : “Right, Sir!”
Lieutenant Jones : “And keep right, will you! This is not the moment for a head-on situation!”
Private Atkins : “Typically French, driving on the wrong side of the road…!”
Lieutenant Jones : “Quick! They are coming, and it looks like they spotted us!”
(they reach the village)
Lieutenant Jones : “There!”
Private Atkins “On the square..!?”
Lieutenant Jones : “Behind that statue.. ! Shadow side!”
Private Atkins : “Right! I see it!”
(hardly stopped and taken cover in the shadow, they see the Heinkels fly over at low altitude, without firing; they wait a few minutes, in case the planes would return).
Lieutenant Jones : “Looks like they are gone! So bloody low! I could almost see the white of the gunner’s eyes!”
Private Atkins : “Fortunately, we could hide behind this statue of this ferocious mounted knight! It saved our lives! Who is he, anyway, Sir!?”
Lieutenant Jones : “It is ‘she’, Atkins! It’s Joan of Arc!”
Private Atkins : “A woman in armour! That’s funny! What did she do, Sir!?”
Lieutenant Jones : “Never heard of her, Atkins? She is a French national heroine! She once defeated the enemies of France! So, the French have put huge statues of her, like these, all over their country!”
Private Atkins : “Really, Sir!? And what kind of wimps got themselves defeated by a woman?”
Lieutenant Jones : “Well, Atkins : the English! Our own ancestors, old chap!”
Private Atkins (very disappointed, almost shocked) : “Oh!?”
Lieutenant Jones : “Come, Atkins, we drive on! I don’t want to miss the ferry in Dunkerque!”
(they drive on and leave the village).
Private Atkins (still disappointed) : “That too is typically French : a transvestite as national hero!”
THE END