I am pleased and very honored to announce that I've been chosen to appear in the centerfold of the most popular men's magazine celebrating the female body. When I set out on this journey to make a living using my natural beauty and sex appeal, I had no idea I would reach this level of success. I can't help smiling when I think of all the college boys who will put my centerfold on a dorm room wall next to their bed. It fills me with pride to know that thousands of them will jerk off to me. Furthermore, should I ever decide to pursue the opportunity I've been offered to work as an upscale call-girl, this achievement will immediately place me in the $2,000 a night category. Life is good!
A few centerfold girls from the 1990s....