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Sinister, dexter, sinister, dexter", Gaius Acilius led his company of Roman soldiers on patrol through the woods.
“ Dico, dico, dico !" Gaius called out.
“ Quod ?" the men replied.
“ Canis meus non habem nasus." Said Gaius.
“ Oh, quomodo adoleo ? ", the men answered.
“ TERRIBLUM !!" they all shouted. It was the VIth time they'd heard the joke that day but it was the only one they knew.
It was Connie's birthday and she was out picking herbs and berries. She heard the men and hid behind a bush but she was spotted and seized by the soldiers. “We'll make camp here and have some sport with this little bitch !" Gaius ordered. “We'll grape her !". ( There was a bunch of them ! ) Connie kicked, screamed, bit, spat, scratched, gouged, swore and yelled.... like most girls her age, but she was overpowered. Her clothes were ripped off and she was held down by eight men while they took it in turns on top of her. After they'd satisfied themselves they tied Connie to a cross and whipped her until she passed out.
At that moment Jess the warrior princess rode by. “ Filthy Roman pigs !!, she said to the horse who seemed to nod in agreement. She dismounted and strode up to Gaius. “ Another bitch who wants a good fu............ He didn't get to finish his sentence. He didn't see the flash of Jess's sword. His head bounced three times and rolled toward the rest of the company. His body remained erect spouting a shower of blood. Jess kicked him over.