I think I - and I suspect most women - would spend the fortnight fussing about having got everything done that needed doing, put the bins out, brought the cat in, cancelled the papers, got my hair looking okay ... there's so much a woman has to think about, while the men are just enjoying themselves getting the cross ready for me ...
The men would be trying to get the cross ready but having to listen to a running commentary and provide emotional support - "does my bum look big in this loincloth?" etc.
Makes you wonder about that advice from one's mum that one wear clean underpants. It's hard to suggest that it's because one never knows when one might end up crucified, considering the majority opinion seems to be that one would do that without wearing the underpants at all. Just go "commando".
There you are, Eul. One less thing to worry about, at least.
AND I SHOULD KNOW, RIGHT? AFTER ALL, I AM THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. (BUT I'LL LOOK AFTER THE CAT; CATS ARE NICE.)
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I imagine Eul already goes commando
You know, just in case she is abducted or sentenced unjustly to crucifixion or some such. Be prepared!