One more then the break
Chapter 8 4:00 PM BST, April 9, 2018
Three Way Conference call, Windar (W), Moore (M), Chaucer (C)
M: How are we doing on the budget, W?
W: Surprisingly well in such a brief time.
C: How well is well, W?
W: What do you think of 70%?
M: My God, where did you find that in 72 hours? God, W, you are a miracle worker! I could kiss you!
W: I think I could fit a quickie with you in the budget, M, if C doesn’t mind.
C: M’s free to do as she pleases, even if it’s settling for much less than the best.
M: Ok. Ok, I like the way you men think of a woman as a possession like a car that can be handed off for a test drive! Where did that money come from?
W: Several regular and generous donors. The most from a new donor. Remember I introduced you to a Harold Antonio at the fund-raiser in the spring?
M: I remember the so-called fund-raiser! You were like a pimp, whoring me out to your best givers!
W: At least I reserved your obvious talent for the quality clients! More like a high-priced call-girl.
M: Watch for demerits, W!
W: Antonio is some hedge-fund guy from New York, Berlin, Turin. Tons of cash and very interested in Medieval history. He’s even heard of the “Emperors’ Treasure” before. He leapt at the chance to help fund its discovery.
C: That’s very nice and all, but I want to get back to how you were whoring M out! I never heard about that before.
M: G, dear. I wanted to spare you the danger. I knew if I told you then you would probably challenge W to a duel.
C: I was number 2 at Epee and number 3 with the Foil when I was with the Cambridge University Fencing Club. CUFC is one of the longest running fencing clubs in the country, founded in 1896. We bested Oxford three years running! It was the macho sport for us nerds!
W: C, you come at me with a Foil and I’ll use my Grouse hunting shotgun on you.
M: Enough. Why is it when the three of us get together, I feel like my academic career has regressed to supervising a field trip for Kindergarten boys?
W & C (together): Sorry ma’am.
M: Now, W, with all that money in hand, I can travel to the region to lay some ground-work without having my Mastercard go up in smoke?
W: Yes, M, you can start spending money. I would caution you to stay within budget, but I’ve learned how useless that advice is with you.
M: I always bring you quality for the money, don’t I?
W: That’s what my donors say about you!
M: You’ve really earned some demerits when I return. Now seriously, Here’s the plan, C and I have worked out.
First a stop in Frankfort, where Frederick was crowned King of the Germans, uniting the old rival factions of the Guelfs and the Ghibellines. There will be records there of his organization of the Third Crusade. Also, of his cousin Henry the Lion, a Guelf Duke of Saxony was never reconciled to Bararosso and was exiled for betraying him. I suspect he has a role here somewhere.
Then Venice. Venetian rule had ended in Dalmatia in Frederick’s time, but there was quite a heritage from them. Then a side trip to the palaces in Ravenna. They are the last Western Roman works and not that removed from the architecture of Diocletian’s palace.
Then on to Zagreb, capital of Croatia and touring the monasteries, and finally Split, Croatia, where Diocletian’s place is.
W: That’s going to be an expensive trip.
M: You know me, W. I want to fill in every detail.
W: Yes, I know, cha-ching! Where do you want your team of graduate students to meet you?
M: Zagreb.
W: Is C going along for the thrill?
C: I’d love to, but I have to admit to my age, “Made weak by time and fate,” and what-all. I’ll stay based here in Oxford and provide research and moral support.
M: Both of which will be valuable and much appreciated!
W: Seriously, I concur. When are you leaving?
M: The 12th; three days.
W: Sounds good, give C a kiss for me when you leave.
M: I’ll give him a lot more than a kiss!
C: Oh my!
W: TMI!!! Toodle-loo. Lovebirds.
C: M: (together) Bye!