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THE WORLD'S HAPPIEST (BUT MOST SURPRISED) CHAUFFEUR!

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A humble chauffeur achieved this afternoon what several hundred thousand allied troops are still striving to achieve!

Hans Gluck, normally the personal chauffeur of General Othmar von Vragg, was assigned to drive Barb to a suitably quiet Schloss, as we're now calling Chateaux, where she was promptly stripped by Frau Gruber!

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Herr Gluck said in confidence to the Chronicle: "Frankly, driving generals around from one meeting to another, sitting waiting for hours while they sit trying to dream up ways to conceal the truth from Herr Hitler, this lacks interest. Perhaps one day they'll invent in-car entertainment.

"But as far as 'out-car' entertainment goes, Barb takes some beating!"

Well, Herr Gluck, she probably will be taking some beating, and, as soon as we print this, it'll be the firing squad for you!

Crux Chronicle. The zenith of responsible journalism.
 
Wragg134 said:
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THE WORLD'S HAPPIEST (BUT MOST SURPRISED) CHAUFFEUR!

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A humble chauffeur achieved this afternoon what several hundred thousand allied troops are still striving to achieve!

Hans Gluck, normally the personal chauffeur of General Othmar von Vragg, was assigned to drive Barb to a suitably quiet Schloss, as we're now calling Chateaux, where she was promptly stripped by Frau Gruber!

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Herr Gluck said in confidence to the Chronicle: "Frankly, driving generals around from one meeting to another, sitting waiting for hours while they sit trying to dream up ways to conceal the truth from Herr Hitler, this lacks interest. Perhaps one day they'll invent in-car entertainment.

"But as far as 'out-car' entertainment goes, Barb takes some beating!"

Well, Herr Gluck, she probably will be taking some beating, and, as soon as we print this, it'll be the firing squad for you!

Crux Chronicle. The zenith of responsible journalism.
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Hans "Gluck".... omg :duke:
 
messaline said:
Dont search me, Barb, otherwise I'll ask for Tree to endue to Herr Gruber a huge cock of which you'll remember for a long time .... if you see what I say ....:eek::devil:
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oh, thanks....anything but that :eek::eek::eek:....at your service Messa ... I will do anything you ask.
 
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