mongo
Governor
The torture could be much worse. You may be forced to listen to recordings of The Wit and Wisdom of VI Molotov.
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Nazis And The Purple Orchid
- Thread starter thehangingtree
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Listen, you rookie, I have Mott the Hoople, The Sparks,, and Grand Funk Railroad!!! I can kill these women with vinyl long before Pp could with his whips!!!
Tree
... Don't piss me off or I will put on Lawrence Welk!!!
mongo
Governor
Lawrence Well ?? Did he play bar mitzvahs back in Olden Thymes ???
Well, those bullets are expensive after all....the Nazis have a war to win, don't they?
messaline
Crucified Amazon
Messa doesn't want to die without having listened a last time this wonderful song : "La Mer" by Charles Trenet ....
Messa doesn't want to die without having listened a last time this wonderful song : "La Mer" by Charles Trenet ....
Like we care...
Despard Wragg
LittleSiss
Sorceress
Barb youd plotz if yew knew what a stripped down Pzkpfw IV J or A Sturmgeschutz III cost these days.......[/QUOTE][QUOTyour plotzaplots if yewaIf yee post: 202461, member: 13545"]Well, those bullets are expensive after all....the Nazis have a war to win, don't they?
It's not the sticker price... It's the maintenance and insurance that will get you, Barb!!!
mongo
Governor
[QUOTE="LittleSiss, post: 202489, member: 9468MIT fliegerarb youd plotz if yew knew what a stripped down Pzkpfw IV J or A Sturmgeschutz III cost these days.......
It's not the sticker price... It's the maintenance and insurance that will get you, Barb!!![/QUOTE]
Sis not to mention a fully optioned Panther G
mit fliegerbeschutzgeratt AND ice cleats. Gift im Himmel. !!!
It's not the sticker price... It's the maintenance and insurance that will get you, Barb!!!
[/QUOTE]Sis not to mention a fully optioned Panther G
mit fliegerbeschutzgeratt AND ice cleats. Gift im Himmel. !!!
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It's not the sticker price... It's the maintenance and insurance that will get you, Barb!!!
[/QUOTE]It's not the sticker price... It's the maintenance and insurance that will get you, Barb!!!
[/QUOTE]Sis not to mention a fully optioned Panther G
mit fliegerbeschutzgeratt AND ice cleats. Gift im Himmel. !!![/QUOTE]
I prefer the good old Tiger models myself ... why think small?
mongo
Governor
It's not the sticker price... It's the maintenance and insurance that will get you, Barb!!!
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...It's not the sticker price... It's the maintenance and insurance that will get you, Barb!!! [/QUOTE]Sis not to mention a fully optioned Panther G
mit fliegerbeschutzgeratt AND ice cleats. Gift im Himmel. !!![/QUOTE]
View attachment 284808 I prefer the good old Tiger models myself ... why think small?
[/QUOTE]A fine Maschine in 1943. The neue model from Henschel can barely get out of its own way. Waffenamt should have gone with Guderian and just copied the T-34
“So we turn in Nazi officers; what’s the problem” I ask.
“Barbara, you don’t know which ones simply talked too much or who were willingly giving us information” Messa explains.
“I don’t even know the names of most of whom I bed except for…”
“That was by design, Barbara, and you will not say any names! Is that understood” Messa snaps. “Besides once they think they have extracted all the information you have you are a dead woman.”
This spy business is complicated I keep finding… -Barb
When the Purple Orchids were taken from the truck their short walk to the cellar of a farmhouse it could have been the last fresh air they breathed. In the cellar were a row of cells with recessed barred doors so Orchid ladies could talk but not see or touch each other. Except for Siss they were locked in their cells after their blindfolds and wrist irons were removed. Siss was led to a chair the other four could see from their cells. Her blindfold was removed and she saw the chair with steel restrains and more ominously two polished steel shafts protruding from the seat.
The officer says “It should please you, Siss, it is American steel from your beloved Pittsburg.”
“I am from Philadelphia but even cold Pittsburg steel will be more comforting than limp German cocks I have been servicing the last few years.”
As she is locked in the chair the officer assures her that a bit of electricity will warm up the shafts now filling her loins. Siss says “Don’t waste the power; I can take care of this myself.”
Of course they will turn down her generous offer. The officer turns to the women in the cells and says “Barbara Moore, your presence is required upstairs…”
Tree
This cannot be good!!!
“Barbara, you don’t know which ones simply talked too much or who were willingly giving us information” Messa explains.
“I don’t even know the names of most of whom I bed except for…”
“That was by design, Barbara, and you will not say any names! Is that understood” Messa snaps. “Besides once they think they have extracted all the information you have you are a dead woman.”
This spy business is complicated I keep finding… -Barb
When the Purple Orchids were taken from the truck their short walk to the cellar of a farmhouse it could have been the last fresh air they breathed. In the cellar were a row of cells with recessed barred doors so Orchid ladies could talk but not see or touch each other. Except for Siss they were locked in their cells after their blindfolds and wrist irons were removed. Siss was led to a chair the other four could see from their cells. Her blindfold was removed and she saw the chair with steel restrains and more ominously two polished steel shafts protruding from the seat.
The officer says “It should please you, Siss, it is American steel from your beloved Pittsburg.”
“I am from Philadelphia but even cold Pittsburg steel will be more comforting than limp German cocks I have been servicing the last few years.”
As she is locked in the chair the officer assures her that a bit of electricity will warm up the shafts now filling her loins. Siss says “Don’t waste the power; I can take care of this myself.”
Of course they will turn down her generous offer. The officer turns to the women in the cells and says “Barbara Moore, your presence is required upstairs…”
Tree
This cannot be good!!!
QUIT READING AHEAD!!!Looks to me like Nailus Martyrs got some of its most fiendish ideas
from ex-Nazi scientists smuggled out of Germany in Operation Paperclip
Oh Siss....now look what he has done to you!!
... Hey, wait!!! What do you mean my presence is required upstairs 
Looks to me like Nailus Martyrs got some of its most fiendish ideas
from ex-Nazi scientists smuggled out of Germany in Operation Paperclip
And I thought all those fiendish ideas were the handiwork of one Joan Tree, or was that Joan Baum?
QUIT READING AHEAD!!!
Long as it's not small print, anyone can read ahead.
messaline
Crucified Amazon
Hey, wait!!! What do you mean my presence is required upstairs
Be patient, Barb, you'll see soon ...
perhaps to drink some "Champagne" with Hermann and Nazys'officers ?
She could be quickly in .......ecstasy !
I really was typing this when Barb posted this....Oh Siss....now look what he has done to you!!
And I thought all those fiendish ideas were the handiwork of one Joan Tree, or was that Joan Baum?
Long as it's not small print, anyone can read ahead.
Barbara had mixed emotions about what could happen. Would Hermann be there? Had he been discovered? If he was there what could… no… what should she say?”
She was brought into a nicely finished room with German officers being entertained by real collaborators but she was the only person completely nude with wrists bound behind back.
The only person fully dress was a young officer in a crisp black uniform. He says “Good to meet you, Barbara Moore!”
“I am at a disadvantage as I have no idea who you are. Are you Gestapo… perhaps SS?”
He laughs and says “No, I am IMF! Look at my lapels.”
“I have never heard of the IMF” I admit. “What are you?”
“Your worst nightmare, Barbara” he replies. “I am T. H. Baum.”
“Thank god, I thought you were The Hanging Tree” I say.
“Translate it Barb; I know you can…”
Tree
What the hell is going on here????
messaline
Crucified Amazon
RacingRodent
Consul
QUIT READING AHEAD!!!
If you'd just type faster we would not have to!
What...who the fuck said anything about logic?
Brunette Squirrel is invading Europe for Barb!