I wandered lonely as a whip,
That floats on high o’er female backs,
Then all at once my flight begins to dip,
And lovingly I leave my livid tracks.
I wandered lonely as a whip,
That floats on high o’er female backs,
Then all at once my flight begins to dip,
And lovingly I leave my livid tracks.
Well your review was bad, but at least it was short!
Well your review was bad, but at least it was short!
I know.. pearls before swine and all that!!@Barbaria1 gives it two toilet seats up.
It is better to travel in hope than arrive in disappointment.As was that dipping flight …
Why do guys always finish early???
I can never read that without immediately thinking of Dorothy Parker.I know.. pearls before swine and all that!!
I can never read that without immediately thinking of Dorothy Parker.
"Ducking for apples? Change one letter in that phrase and you have my life story."Some memorable Dorothy Parker quotes:
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
..should be followed by “Welcome to Luton Airport”It is better to travel in hope than arrive in disappointment.
I am THINKING ahead (as I always do)!Is he reading ahead again??
My first thought on reading this..should be followed by “Welcome to Luton Airport”
Thanks for yet another great episode B!Chapter 16. Guest room, Hotell Appleberg, Storgatan 51, Sollefteå, Sweden. Wednesday, 21 January 16:05.
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“How much farther is it to Persson’s house? Can’t be that far. We’ve made it this far despite the snow and ice.. I don’t see why we couldn’t go the rest of the way.”
“I already explained it to you,” snapped Arne Skogman, the local Syndicate operative in Sundsvall, who had been dragooned into escorting … with minimal notice or explanation in the midst of a once-in-fifty-years winter storm … a three-man special-ops Syndicate team to Persson’s country home.
Turning away for a moment, he glanced through the hotel window, looking northwest at the blinding sheets of windblown snow scurrying down the length of Storgatan, Sollefteå’s only business street, and at the deep frozen mounds that marked the buried presence of the few vehicles parked along the curb.
“It’s another 10-12 kilometers from here, but the road is impassable. Indeed, the authorities have closed it down. We have no choice but to wait here until the storm blows itself out.”
“Why can’t we rent a couple of snowmobiles or some such thing?” persisted the special-ops leader, a rather tall Asian, with hardened features who, so far, had not shown the lightest sign of good humor.
“Because that would be foolhardy. And, besides no one is about to rent us anything right now. The entire town is at home, hunkered down and riding this one out. We were fortunate to even find an available hotel room.”
At that moment Skogman would have given just about anything to not be closeted with these three killers in a twin-bed hotel room in Sollefteå, of all places. But, ever since leaving … or more accurately getting himself booted out of …. SÄPO, he had been doing well hiring himself out as a local ‘on-call freelance operative’ to any takers, which included both the Syndicate and the American CIA. To his neighbors in Sundsvall he presented himself as a businessman, but always taking care to be vague about his line of business.
He was thinking fondly of his cozy flat back in Sundsvall, but getting back to reality, he turned to his three roommates and declared, “Okay. Let’s use this down-time profitably and go over once again the outline of your mission. I understand that the main purpose is to ‘eliminate’ a North Korean defector, who for some Godforsaken reason is holed up at this fellow Persson’s place outside of Sollefteå.”
“That’s right. We’ve already told you that. She’s a traitor to the People’s Republic and the Syndicate has undertaken her elimination as a service for contract fee. It’s what we do.” responded the leader in his clipped Oxbridge English.
Skogman wondered whether he had once worked for Mi6. The other two, on the other hand, apparently spoke no English at all, for they seemed to be uninterested in the conversation, busying themselves instead with cleaning their weapons … with scant regarded for staining the hotel bedding with lubricants.
“I know, but what about the other occupants of the house?” persisted Skogman. “There’s the owner, Persson, and as I understand it you say there are at least three others, according to an operative you’ve placed on the scene already. And given that you have an operative there already, why are you guys even needed?”
The special-ops leader sighed irritably before answering, “First, our operative on the scene is posing as house staff, and has already been ordered to proceed with the elimination, given the storm and the need for haste. Our mission is back up, in case she fails, and to deal with the others.”
“So the operative is a female?”
“Correct.”
“Okay. Then who exactly are the others?”
“Persson, as you already know, is the owner of the property and the host. He works for the UN, that much I know. Although in exactly what capacity has not been passed on to me … ‘need to know’ protocols and all that … one might expect a defector to be telling her story to some government rather than s Swede working for the UN … but one can well imagine that he’s eager to hear what she has to say.”
“Is he to be eliminated too?”
“Not necessarily. We’ll all be masked. If we can eliminate her before she tells him anything of value, I think the object is to just scare the hell out of him.”
“Okay, and the others?”
“I’m told she has a body guard … an American who goes by ‘Pecos Bill Johnson’. Heard of him?”
“Yeah. I’ve heard some stories about him. He’s kind of a legendary figure in mercenary circles.”
“Right. He could well be trouble. We’ll likely have to kill him.”
“And the other two?”
“According to my briefing … both are female. One is a cop … a detective on the Uppsala force by the name of Gun Thorell.”
Skogman blinked. He knew who she was, although he said nothing. He’d crossed her path the previous spring on an assignment for the CIA, in which he picked her up in a hotel bar in Norrtälje, accompanied her to her hotel room and fucked her. After which, he planted a bug in her underwear before leaving her asleep on her hotel bed. He was never told the purpose of that mission, but gathered later that it had to do with a missing person case that was all over the news involving an American woman called Barbara Moore. In his after action CIA report he’d boasted, rather unprofessionally but with boastful pride, that Thorell was in his opinion a ‘hell-uva good fuck’.
“And the other woman?”
“Barbara Moore … An American academic. You know her?”
“ Uh … No … I’ve heard of her … I think,” he stammered. “So what are your instructions with regard to the two females?”
“Apparently they’ve both crossed paths with the Syndicate in the past, and the Syndicate feels it has a score to settle with both of them. Our instructions are to treat them roughly … very roughly, in fact … but short of serious injury or death … and then await further instructions.”
At that point, his two silent brutish assistants looked up and smiled.
Which meant they understood some English after all.
Everyone then fell silent.
“Let’s get some rest,” said Skogman, breaking the awkwardness at last. “The storm will hopefully let up during the night, and we best be off as soon as it’s possible.”
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Sauna of the country home of Åke Persson. Wednesday, 21 January, 16:06.
“What do we do now?” asked Barbara, warily eying Anna-Lisa, who was now propped up and sitting, backed up against a sauna wall. Her wrists were bound behind her back, and her ankles were tied together. Fully alert, she glared sullenly at her captors.
“She’s not going to talk. That’s quite obvious,” observed Åke. “She absolutely refuses to speak to us.”
“She’s obviously been well-trained,” remarked Gun. “I knew she didn’t quite fit the model of a typical house servant. Something just wasn’t right. Her claim to be Finnish didn’t quite jive, and she took too much of an interest when we talked business. I wish I had my phone now. I’d like to know what Hansson found out about those tattoos.”
“You could try calling him on my phone,” suggested Barb.
“Sure. Good idea.”
“I could run upstairs and get it?”
“Sure. In the meantime we’ll keep trying to get her to talk,” said Johnson.
“No, wait Barbara. Don’t leave yet. We need to consider the fact that there are very effective ways we could employ to make her talk,” counseled Min-Ji.
“Meaning …?” questioned Johnson, turning his head to one side and raising his eyebrows.
Min-Ji nodded.
“And I know just the place,” said Gun slowly.
“You mean … Åke’s … private torture museum? said Barbara slowly, her eyes widening.
Bill Johnson and Min-Ji exchanged puzzled glances.
“Come with me. I’ll show you what Barbara means” declared Gun, rising to her feet to exit the sauna. It’s over on the far side of the cellar.”
“Hold yer horses thar, ladies!” drawled Johnson. “You three ought to put on some duds first. Then Persson and I will drag our friend, Anna-Lisa, or whoever she really is, over there. And we’ll have ourselves a little look-see.”
TBC
Uh-oh! the A-Team is mobilised!“Who are you calling?”
“Bulldozer Olsson!”
Just call it "historical reenactment"! Nothing wrong with that!“Wait a minute,” cautioned Barbara. “We’re talking torture here. Let’s stop for a moment and think about who we are, and what we stand for. You and I, Åke, are working for the UN Council on Human Rights, for God’s sake! If we do this to Anna-Lisa, doesn’t that say we are no better, no more humane, than those we decry?”
“A valid point,” replied Åke, stroking his chin thoughtfully.
“You see what I mean then. We are here for the cause of human rights.”
He's bloody good, is Bertil!“I think the key is to ask why Gun and Barbara Moore would travel to see him way up in Sollefteå … and what might that have to do with those tattoos, and with Moore’s foiled abduction last May? I think it’s all related.”
At last! The Cavalry is on its way!“Bulldozer Olsson!”
Bloody hell Barb, now's not the time to develop a conscience!Let’s stop for a moment and think about who we are, and what we stand for.
Thank goodness for Pecos Bill!I say we do what ever it takes to get Anna-Lisa to talk.
Damn right they do!Don’t you want to remove her clothing first?
A great trio, Monty, definitely on form today.As if his own presence to vindicate,
Bill foils an attack by the Syndicate.
He binds the assassin
And drags her bitch ass in
To where Gun and Barbara indicate.
Says Barb, “Put the bitch on the rack!
Strip her naked and make her joints crack!
It isn’t humane
But some intel we’ll gain
On the Syndicate’s plan of attack!”
So the hapless assassin is tied
To the rack, as the storm howls outside.
It’s good fun to stretch
An unfortunate wretch,
So don’t knock it until you have tried.
Let’s see how many “vomiting into the toilet” emojis it gets from Barb!A great trio, Monty, definitely on form today.