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Now This Just Isn't Funny
- Thread starter admihoek
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Objectifying men in advertising may not be as common, but it does have a long history.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/10/nude-men-towel-ad_n_3736891.html
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/10/nude-men-towel-ad_n_3736891.html
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bellesouth
Magistrate
Another oldie -
Every morning a man left for work having kissed his wife and said, "Bye my little rambling rose. See you tonight."
This was the morning ritual for years until one evening he returned home to find his wife furious and with her bags packed ready to leave.
"Why are you so unhappy? What have I done?" he asked.
"You called my a rambling rose."
"But I've always called you a rambling rose darling." was his confused reply.
"Yes, I know," said his wife. "But this morning I watched a gardening programme. It said that rambling roses were no good in a bed but alright up against a wall!"
Every morning a man left for work having kissed his wife and said, "Bye my little rambling rose. See you tonight."
This was the morning ritual for years until one evening he returned home to find his wife furious and with her bags packed ready to leave.
"Why are you so unhappy? What have I done?" he asked.
"You called my a rambling rose."
"But I've always called you a rambling rose darling." was his confused reply.
"Yes, I know," said his wife. "But this morning I watched a gardening programme. It said that rambling roses were no good in a bed but alright up against a wall!"
KvK
Tribune
A hot 30-some brunette had been sentenced to five hours naked on the Saint Andrew's Cross for an unpaid parking ticket. After she was bound to the cross, the cross raised and the brunette doing the Sisyphean up-down-up-down-up-down-up-down dance to futilely try to escape the horror focused on her crotch, her crucifier started to giggle.
"This isn't funny!" the woman cried out to her crucifier.
The crucifier's smirk disappeared.
"Oh...sorry about that..."
Then the crucifier walked up to the woman and started to fiendishly tickle every square inch of her exposed flesh.
The woman managed to get out a curse or two amongst her screamed laughter.
"This isn't funny!" the woman cried out to her crucifier.
The crucifier's smirk disappeared.
"Oh...sorry about that..."
Then the crucifier walked up to the woman and started to fiendishly tickle every square inch of her exposed flesh.
The woman managed to get out a curse or two amongst her screamed laughter.
The Patriots did... they lost of course...I take it you're not really supposed to do that in American Football?
LittleSiss
Sorceress
KvK
Tribune
According to what Gisele Bundchen told her kids, "Daddy [Tom Brady] lost on purpose so the Eagles could win."
KvK
Tribune
Talk around the campfire/water-cooler is that Gisele is the one who wears the pants in that marriage.
windar
Teller of Tales
No one gets you drunk, Moore. You do that all by yourself
KvK
Tribune
What happened to "in vino veritas?" ;-)
LittleSiss
Sorceress
LittleSiss
Sorceress
Naraku
Draconarius
For those outside of the US who are not familiar with the classic Peanuts gag:
In the earliest version, the joke was about Lucy's unfamiliarity with football.
As the joke continued, Lucy's action was based more on her being a bitch,
And Charlie Brown just being stupid.
Did you ever expect Peanuts to be referenced on this site?
In the earliest version, the joke was about Lucy's unfamiliarity with football.
As the joke continued, Lucy's action was based more on her being a bitch,
And Charlie Brown just being stupid.
Did you ever expect Peanuts to be referenced on this site?