Three men go to heaven and meet Saint Peter.
They were each greeted warmly and told to answer all questions truthfully. St. Peter asks the first man: "You were married, but were you faithful? Remember, I will know if you are lying.""Absolutely, I never cheated once in my life." claimed the man, pride gleaming in his eyes.
"Very good, here is a sports car as a reward. Enjoy." said St. Peter smiling as he hands over his keys.
St. Peter turns to the second man and asks him the same question. The second man has a bit of shame in his expression as he confesses. "I may have cheated once or twice, I did always love my wife though."
"Well you are telling the truth and even though you haven't been completely faithful your sins have been forgiven. Take this Prius as a way to get around heaven." St.Peter smiles and hands over the keys. He turns to the last man who is looking quite nervous. Asking the same question once more the man decides to come clean and confess his sins without shame.
"Yes I cheated on my wife. I took every chance I got and it was fun. I'm sure it happened at least twice a month." The man proclaimed, his eyes gleaming with a bit of defiance.
"Well I won't send you to hell because you were brave enough to confess your misgivings. Here, take this Vespa to get around." St. Peter smiles wryly at the man as he hands over the keys. The three men take their vehicles and drive off.
A week later the three men meet up by chance and decide to have a bit of a chat. The man with the sports car however has a sour expression on his face. The other two ask him what made him so upset. He angrily replies: "I saw my wife yesterday, she was getting around heaven on a damn pedal scooter."
Three Nuns and Saint Peter
Three little nuns were tragically killed in a car crash this past weekend. Being devout followers of the faith, their souls floated up to heaven.The three see the Pearly Gates and begin to approach the massive structure only to be stopped by Saint Peter.
Saint Peter explains, "The Boss set a new rule, in order to get into heaven, you must correctly answer a question relating to the Bible, or you will be banished to the flaming depths of hell for all eternity!"
The nuns had never heard such a thing in all their years and become very scared.
"Nun # 1," Saint Peter boomed, "Who was the first man on earth?"
Nun # 1 looks at the other two nuns as if that was a trick questions and reluctantly utters, "Adam?"
The Pearly Gates open, Nun # 1 passes through and is greeted by joyous angels on the other side.
The other two nuns let out a small sigh of relief for maybe their questions will be easy too.
"Nun # 2! Who was the first woman on Earth?"
Without hesitation, Nun # 2 says, "Eve."
The Pearly Gates open, Nun # 2 passes through and is greeted by joyous angels on the other side.
"Nun # 3, what was the first thing Eve ever said to Adam?"
Nun # 3 cannot believe the question because such a thing is not in the Bible. She stretches her head and looks up at Saint Peter in total fear for her eternal soul.
Without thinking Nun # 3 mumbles, "Boy, that is a hard one."
The Pearly Gates open, Nun # 3 passes through and is greeted by joyous angels on the other side.
