When your boss assigns you to the worst job on the construction site.
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Eva Inanna
Governor
Could it be work-to-rule?
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
The good news : the boss could have asked you to replace the wheel!
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
captivecuties
Senator
It’s robbing us of our essence!View attachment 1410358Fluorine in the tap water?
MSTGMA
Magistrate
Fashion changes. Couple of centuries ago this was the height of manly dress sense...
Nah, they had whacking great codpieces!
captivecuties
Senator
Mine would have been an Archimedes Screw!Nah, they had whacking great codpieces!
Naraku
Draconarius
"Oh, you're highness, is that your codpiece, or are you just glad to see me?"Nah, they had whacking great codpieces!
One does not go into battle without proper armor.
There is actually a DC comics villain named Codpiece:
"He was told that he wasn't big enough in High School, and though the girl who said it meant his height, he thought she meant his...penis. Due to an inferiority complex about the size of his weiner, he created a suit with a codpiece weapon system and became a supervillain. He primarily robbed banks.
He was eventually stopped when Coagula, who was wearing a frog mask due to not having a costume when she came across his crime spree, got him to lower his guard and used her powers to dissolve his codpiece multi-weapon."
You know, I think recoil would be a major problem.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
(six times)!
Darkprincess69
High Priestess of Slaanesh
Not sure if Red Dwarf was ever a thing across the pond but this one comes to mind;
Naraku
Draconarius
captivecuties
Senator
Wonder if Kryten and Marvin would have a measuring contest?
Tmaster
Tribune
Yes, Princess, Red Dwarf was a thing across the pond. My son had a cat he called Kryten, Krytie for short. It was a great and funny show.
Tmaster
Tribune
You left out being able to tell time with a clock that has hands.
twonines
LIMERICUS
So true!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
All true, except for the rabbit antenna! Instead : adjusting the rotatable antenna on the roof when switching channels!
At school : written with a pen to be dipped in an inkpot!
Been driving in a train hauled by a steam engine!
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