"You think it is cold here? Wait till we get to the frozen foods aisle!"
Requiring female customers to shop in the nude has reduced shoplifting by nearly 100 percent.
"Hey, babe, haven't seen you in this neck of the woods before."not the best dress code for tree climbing
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It certainly requires a bit more imaginative thinking when it comes to concealing the loot!Requiring female customers to shop in the nude has reduced shoplifting by nearly 100 percent.
If she offers you a cucumber sandwich it might be wiser to politely decline...Requiring female customers to shop in the nude has reduced shoplifting by nearly 100 percent.
- Why did I agree to your idea, Barb? "Come on, it'll be exciting! And even if they catch us, what are they going to do to us for shoplifting a $1 packet of sausages?" And quit whimpering! You're not the one who got a full taser battery discharged in her crotch and you get to be fucked and hanged in the storeroom, while I get full-body-grilled and that means going through all the preparations in full view of the customers at rush hour! How long will it take you to suffocate? I saw that butcher manage to keep a girl alive on a spit for over 90 minutes last week!