Obscene Display.

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That was a LONG time ago, but there was an even earlier version that had a man on a cross in the background, and she pitched a fit when she saw that - didn't want a man on a cross in a picture with her. And according to her, crucifixion was primarily for women anyway back in Roman times. Lots of evidence to bear that out, of course.

Judging by the photographic evidence I've gathered on cruxforums.com I can confirm that it was mostly young, mostly thin, and mostly white women that were crucified. I see no reason to dispute her claim.

 

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Judging by the photographic evidence I've gathered on cruxforums.com I can confirm that it was mostly young, mostly thin, and mostly white women that were crucified. I see no reason to dispute her claim.

Thought I’d trot out the Amber Variations again, because reasons.

 

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The poses of the women (and single unlucky chump of a man) really show Jeddak's mastery of the weight and posing of human bodies on the cross, even with that limited technology.

 

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The poses of the women (and single unlucky chump of a man) really show Jeddak's mastery of the weight and posing of human bodies on the cross, even with that limited technology.

Oh yes. Jedakk’s pre-Sabina Poser character "Michelle" was both physically plausible and insanely erotic.

He lost her in a hard drive crash, and I mourn her to this very day.

 

[Deleted member jedakk]

Oh yes. Jedakk’s pre-Sabina Poser character "Michelle" was both physically plausible and insanely erotic.

He lost her in a hard drive crash, and I mourn her to this very day.

Back in those days Poser was so unstable that you really needed to save your work about every two minutes because the program was going to crash, just a matter of when. And any laborious work you had done up to that point that wasn't saved was gone.

That wasn't what happened to Michelle. I got a new PC, store-bought, didn't build it myself like I do today. It (supposedly) would let you build a RAID array using three to five disks which could be configured various ways to provide redundant storage. Your data would be written across several disks at once, so highly secure. Except the on-board RAID controller on that computer was shit. It would crash and wipe out everything you had on your computer, everything. Including Michelle. So that's where she went.

Brings to mind this poem from a long-bygone era, based on Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven":

Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, still I sat there, doing spreadsheets;
Having reached the bottom line, I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, then invoked the SAVE command
But I got a reprimand: it read "Abort, Retry, Ignore"

Was this some occult illusion? Some maniacal intrusion?
These were choices Solomon himself had never faced before.
Carefully, I weighed my options, these three seemed to be the top ones.
Clearly I must now adopt one:
Choose "Abort, Retry, Ignore"

With my fingers pale and trembling, slowly toward the keyboard bending,
Longing for a happy ending, hoping all would be restored,
Praying for some guarantee, finally I pressed a key -
But on the screen what did I see?
Again: "Abort, Retry, Ignore"

I tried to catch the chips off-guard - I pressed again, but twice as hard.
Luck was just not in the cards: I saw what I had seen before.
Now I typed in desperation, trying random combinations
Still there came the incantation:
Choose: "Abort, Retry, Ignore"

There I sat, distraught exhausted, by my own machine accosted
Getting up I turned away and paced across the office floor.
And then I saw an awful sight: a bold and blinding flash of light -
A lightning bolt had cut the night and shook me to my very core.
I saw the screen collapse and die "Oh no - my database!" I cried
I thought I heard a voice reply, "You'll see your data Nevermore!"

To this day I do not know the place to which lost data goes
I bet it goes to heaven where the angels have it stored
But as for productivity, well I fear that IT goes straight to hell
And that's the tale I have to tell
Your choice: "Abort, Retry, Ignore"

 

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New renders by Loumrote, from the series "Possum crux marathon."

 

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Like everything in existence My Little Pony characters have been anthropomorphically Rule 34’d to excess,



so it’s nice to see somebody unspeakably degrade Princess Celestia to my own specifications,



which segues clumsily into this.

 

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Several days ago Andyman introduced crux comic strips

Some Sketches

Three stills from "The (end of) life of Veronica".

www.cruxforums.com

one of which fits especially well into this thread.

 

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Was browsing a file of Jastrow renders and found (or re-found) a number suitable for this thread, especially her



because .

 

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You and I have very different taste in our favorite jastrow renders.

 

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You and I have very different taste in our favorite jastrow renders.

Truly Em? I'm officially intrigued. Please feel free to post some of your favorites, he drooled.

 

[messaline]

Was browsing a file of Jastrow renders and found (or re-found) a number suitable for this thread, especially her
because .

A dream, perhaps ? Along the border-line, a warning ...

 

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A dream, perhaps ? Along the border-line, a warning ...

Merci excessivement beaucoup, Messaline, for reposting her with the proper title.

 

[mp5stab]

Here's my top ten. Try to find the common themes, please.

 

[Kav]

Here's my top ten. Try to find the common themes, please.

The temptation to play with them while on the cross must have been hard to resist.

 

[geolier]

Here's my top ten. Try to find the common themes, please.

I like #8. Two women enjoying the sufferings of another woman. hmmmmm

 

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Here's my top ten. Try to find the common themes, please.

Eclectic selection, I have to admit.

Never have seen the original figures for one of Jastrow’s roadside crux renders though.

 

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The temptation to play with them while on the cross must have been hard to resist.

You bet. A detail of crux fantasies that had a high probability of actually going down.

 

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I like #8. Two women enjoying the sufferings of another woman. hmmmmm

That's one of Jastrow’s Noble Vulchur emulations.

I feel he he went overboard with the victim's cup size; your breast fixations may vary.

 

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Here's my top ten. Try to find the common themes, please.

Em, I know of your thing for lush and lavish locks, but with few exceptions I’d think the assortment of hairstyles on display wouldn’t interest you overmuch.