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Well I thought they were both nice.

Now, further evidence that the Japanese are strange . . . . . .

I'm sure any number of captions could accompany this pic

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montycrusto said:
HOUSEPLANTS OF GOR. I love the Gor books, but this parody made me laugh my feckin arse off. It mimics John Norman's style perfectly.

http://www.rdrop.com/~wyvern/data/houseplants.html

(personal note, I work as a gardener, so double lols for me at work)
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I read this years ago, and I'm delighted to see the whole website is still sitting there, dating from around the turn of the century.
I've got an ancient website out there in the ether too. Dating from around 1998, I have moved countries and ISP's since those days and no longer have control of it, but last time I looked it was still there.
Ah, the simplicity of websites in those days, a delight to revisit (for a time)
 
montycrusto said:
I need to write a sequel, called "Shrubbery of Gor" - e.g. "You will be pruned." "No, you dare not prune me!"
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'See how this undisciplined weed sprawls like an ill-bred bosk -
prostrate yourself, earth-flower! The only way to train you as a houseplant
must be to bind you to a stake - hold out your tendrils,
I shall lock you with patent plant-ties.
Now you shall start to learn the true habits of Kajira submissiva -
slavegirl, bring me my secateurs!'
 
Eulalia said:
'See how this undisciplined weed sprawls like an ill-bred bosk -
prostrate yourself, earth-flower! The only way to train you as a houseplant
must be to bind you to a stake - hold out your tendrils,
I shall lock you with patent plant-ties.
Now you shall start to learn the true habits of Kajira submissiva -
slavegirl, bring me my secateurs!'
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Only when she is pruned by her master's secateurs, does she feel herself, truly, a shrub.
 
...who would have thought you could wear out the rear disk brakes on a 2.4L PT Cruiser in only 135K???

I suspect the rodent has been chewing on the pads trying to get his asbestos fix...

...yeah, I am an asshole... I do put peanut oil on the calipers...

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TINY SCULPTURE STANDING ON A HUMAN HAIR

"The world’s smallest human figure, by artist Jonty Hurwitz, is only as tall as a sheet of paper is thick--just 100 microns. To "sculpt" it, he had nanoscientist Stefan Hengsbach direct long-wavelength light through a microscope onto a photosensitive polymer. This produced a single voxel, or 3D pixel, at the focal point. Following a digital model, Hengsbach repeated the process to build the figure one voxel at a time. The hyper accurate technique also has practical applications in medicine. For example, researchers can manufacture minuscule scaffolds for growing kidney tissue inside a patient’s body, eliminating the need for an organ transplant."
http://www.popsci.com/microscopic-sculture-perched-atop-human-hair?dom=tw&src=SOC
 
yep - bad move, slavegirl - whatever he commands, never say you can't -
least of all when he orders fuck!
(if you've got the whole story Monty, it could go in the Galley-Slaves thread -
half a mo, I'll find a link)
 
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