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Odds And Ends And Anything You Fancy
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Hondoboot2
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Now that is a slow train to nowhere. I guess the frog is in no hurry.
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
A refinement on waterboarding? A new "torture" to tuck away in the memory. Or Brer Barb asking that she isn't thrown in the briar patch?Ohhhh, I would hate that!!!
Mermaidhunter, that is not a real mermaid and Barb is going to rip your gonads off when you pull the duct tape off her!
...what??? You're not going to take the tape off???
You're going to take her fishing like that???
...Oh you're going shark fishing and she's the bait! It all makes prefect sense now!!!
...what, Barb??? I can't understand a thing you are saying...
Tree
demerits galore for that one!!!!! I hate duct tape! And definitely do not like the idea of being used for fish bait. How demeaning.
...I need a drink...
Tree
And bears sh*t in the woods eh Tree
Now, if you knew sushi like I know sushi, oh, oh, oh what a gal!
Is this the perfect food delivery system ?
Hondoboot2
QUAESTOR PULCHRITUDINIS
Now that is a perfect way to eat sushi. I wish the sushi bars here served sushi like this!........and I do love sushi.And bears sh*t in the woods eh Tree
Now, if you knew sushi like I know sushi, oh, oh, oh what a gal!
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Is this the perfect food delivery system ?
Nyotaimori (food served on the female body)
you won't be surprised to know
is a popular Japanese art-form
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyotaimori
you won't be surprised to know
is a popular Japanese art-form
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyotaimori
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
Nyotaimori (food served on the female body)
you won't be surprised to know
is a popular Japanese art-form
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyotaimori
We keep it simple Down Under and a chuck another prawn (shrimp) on the barbie 
But Pp might be able to find a bigger one for Eul...not the best picture here, hands were shaking too much....
and Eul might prefer calamari anyway. 
Get them to a nunnery!!!
I like pretty well any seafood, we get tasty little squid (calamari) round my way -View attachment 271018 We keep it simple Down Under and a chuck another prawn (shrimp) on the barbie
View attachment 271020 But Pp might be able to find a bigger one for Eul...not the best picture here, hands were shaking too much....
View attachment 271021 and Eul might prefer calamari anyway.
but that one on my bum's an octopus! (I've enjoyed that too in restaurants,
haven't yet had experience of cooking one, never mind having one served up on me
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I like pretty well any seafood, we get tasty little squid (calamari) round my way -
but that one on my bum's an octopus! (I've enjoyed that too in restaurants,
haven't yet had experience of cooking one, never mind having one served up on me
Baby octopus is freely available in British supermarkets, at least south of Hadrian's Wall
I've bought and cooked numerous times. Never served it up on my wife's bum though
now, some fun with art
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Hondoboot2
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It is always great to see a young beauty pleasing an older gentleman
