Crucified Veronika
Governor
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Crucified Veronika
Governor
Thank you!
Crucified Veronika
Governor
I don't shave, I don't use make-up, I prefer to be as natural as nature has made me, even on the cross!
Bad Boris
Magistrate
And that, surely, is how all slaves should go to the cross. No shaving at all, a full pubic bush and furry armpits exposed for all to see as you are raised on high, your arms outstretched. Would your legs be sprouting nature's hair too?I don't shave, I don't use make-up, I prefer to be as natural as nature has made me, even on the cross!
dfg42
Consul
I mean in Roman times not citizewns but barbarians were crucified, so it would be a shock for them to see a shaved person on the cross.
Crucified Veronika
Governor
As you can see on the pictures I posted here, no, I admit I shave them, better!!!
Crucified Veronika
Governor
I am not sure that Romans were shaved. I have seen frescoes at Pompeii with evident pubes for the men, even if the frescoes were God's ones.
dfg42
Consul
You might be right, I was probably seeing to much TV and remembered James Purefoy shaving, but he had pubic hair......
fallenmystic
Tribune
That's how I imagine all the low-grade slaves would look like in my lore. I know it's probably not everyone's taste, but I love it!
dfg42
Consul
Well slaves, but what when you crucify a GOD? Surely, your pubic hair is history....That's how I imagine all the low-grade slaves would look like in my lore. I know it's probably not everyone's taste, but I love it!
fallenmystic
Tribune
If I ever reincarnate as a Jew and reborn two thousand years in the past, I'll make sure to find some woman to play a messiah instead, or at least find the Jesus guy and persuade him not to shave his hair down there.
dfg42
Consul
He will not be persuaded, he has to show his big dick in his famous crucifixion not only to the public, but also to his friend Maria Magdalena and his mother Maria! And what would Mama say if he gets there scruffy? And if no pubi hair the penis looks bigger! Well probably a female crucified one would be better for the audience, but what would that mean for the equal rights movement?If I ever reincarnate as a Jew and reborn two thousand years in the past, I'll make sure to find some woman to play a messiah instead, or at least find the Jesus guy and persuade him not to shave his hair down there.
fallenmystic
Tribune
He will not be persuaded, he has to show his big dick in his famous crucifixion not only to the public, but also to his friend Maria Magdalena and his mother Maria! And what would Mama say if he gets there scruffy? And if no pubi hair the penis looks bigger! Well probably a female crucified one would be better for the audience, but what would that mean for the equal rights movement?
Maybe I'm dangerously close to offending religious people, so I won't try my luck by prolonging this joke. But I believe we have a good place to send those girls who demand equal rights anyway.
dfg42
Consul
I am religious, actualy close to fundamental christs, and those who are offended don't belong to us, well and btw. to discuss it, is exactly the reason it is part of the religion. About the blasphemy, even showing a nude Jesus already offends them, while it easely understood that on public places one shows him with loincloth. Unfortunately, those deffending equal rights might not make an esthetic crucifixion.Maybe I'm dangerously close to offending religious people, so I won't try my luck by prolonging this joke. But I believe we have a good place to send those girls who demand equal rights anyway.
she evidently made an 'impression' on him!
