Even if that bottle was Riesling, imagine trying to get Barb to wear those heels!
I thought maybe you bought some Dom Pérignon to drink from your table. ;-)
Not IKEA but i am sure you think it is IDEAL
Beautiful photo in the middle. A completely obedient female slave of her owner bows deeply to him at the beginning of the day, saying after a while "Here I am my master, lord of my life and death, to serve you today".