Andyman
Senator
Interview
"Ms. Woodbarn, why did you agree to take on the role of the Penitent Thief?"
"Well, I think that in my private life I often feel similarly and do similar things... first I sin, then I regret it... Sometimes I wonder if agreeing to participate in this recording was not also a sin of pride that I now regret."
"Why do you think so?"
"I thought I could handle both the physical pain and the hundreds of gawkers, and I would be able to behave with dignity and pride... or at least decently. But from the first moment when I felt the nails being driven into my hands and feet, I completely lost self-control."
"You played wonderfully. At least the male part of the audience was delighted!"
"I can imagine... You know, when they first gave me the contract to sign, it wasn't decided what kind of outfit we would be wearing. To tell the truth, I was counting on at least a decent loincloth. But when they offered us, well, a more historical version, and both Mr. Scott and Mrs. Maybert agreed, it was not appropriate to sulk or back out. I just asked for my feet to be nailed together... it seemed to me that it would be easier to keep my knees together then... well, it turned out that it wasn't entirely true... it wasn't true at all! And then for the first time I regretted agreeing... but of course by then it was too late for anything."
"I can only express on behalf of all the viewers and our readers my gratitude for this decision!"
"I'm glad that at least you think I didn't disappoint you."
"Absolutely. You were wonderful!"
"But I couldn't say my part. The pain completely overwhelmed me, I was sobbing and squealing like a little girl. I still don't understand how Jesus was able to say anything while hanging on the cross, and after three hours of agony... I had had enough after three minutes!"
"But you lasted half an hour."
"Hehehe... What was I supposed to do? I'm not Jesus, I can't get off the cross. And after half an hour I was almost dead, I felt like I could control my breathing no more."
"Towards the end you even lost consciousness..."
"I really don't remember... It's possible. I said that I completely lost control of what my body was doing. It was only when I watched the recordings that I saw how indecent poses I was presenting to the camera..."
"...and you even urinated."
"Please... don't even remind me of that... a total failure!"
"Oh no! That was very convincing! That's what we expected from a woman tortured on a cross. After all, it was supposed to be the most cruel, degrading and humiliating death. It could not be played with dignity and no one holds it against you that you perfectly played the role of a woman who was stripped not only of her clothes and possessions but of her honor and who was extremely debased."
"You're right. In any case, that's exactly how I felt. I got what I wanted."
"And do you still regret agreeing, Miss Woodbarn?"
"I don't know. I really don't. I regret many of the consequences of that decision. Although I don't think I would forgive myself if I didn't try, given the chance. I had to try... really had to..."
"So you're a brave woman and you're honest about your needs and emotions. That's great! I wish you continued success in this industry and I hope that when you're fully recovered, you'll look at this situation even more optimistically."
"Thank you very much!"
"Thank you, Miss Woodbarn. And now you, Mrs. Maybert, please tell our readers how you managed to survive half an hour and so convincingly simulate arousal and orgasm?"
"I didn't simulate anything!"
"So it's possible to experience sexual arousal when you feel such immense pain?"
"That pain and the feeling that when I'm hanging on my hands, I'm starting to suffocate, cause such a powerful physical arousal that I had no way to stop it, even though on the other hand I thought I'd burn with shame!"
"But I could see that you were aroused by this situation even before the nails were driven into your hands and feet?"
"I suppose you would be involuntarily aroused too if you were stripped naked in front of five hundred guys and a few cameras!"
"I never imagined such a possibility... and what made you take part in this spectacle?"
"Well, hehehe, they paid really good money for it... and besides, I was always raised in a Christian family and crucifixion was the central point of many ceremonies and I saw images of the crucified Jesus on every wall... it naturally aroused disbelief how He could talk normally to people standing around... and forced me to be interested in how a person hanging on a cross really felt... Gradually it became my obsession, my idée-fixe."
"And finally you got the opportunity to see for yourself."
"Yes, and that's why although at first fear literally paralyzed me, in the end I couldn't refuse. Besides, this fear already had an exciting effect on me, which surprised me a lot. A cramp in my stomach and a tingling in my crotch and breasts... it was really very similar to the feeling of being in love, you know, to those butterflies in your stomach, only even stronger!"
"I'm almost starting to envy you!"
"Please don't make fun of me..."
"I'm not kidding! For an amateur, you played really well!"
"Especially for a forty-five-year-old ass..."
"Please don't talk about yourself like that... Don't underestimate your charm! You're an extremely attractive woman!"
"And I'm twelve kilos overweight."
"And that's your strong point! Please read what viewers write, what they liked the most, and you'll see for yourself. They wanted to see the really curvy, wide-butted and big-breasted woman on the cross and you made them happy!"
"Thank you for your kind words, hehehe!"
"Congratulations on your decision and great play!"
"Oh, that wasn't the best play on my part, either."
"Why do you think so?"
"Why, they told me to keep my eyes on the camera when I am being filmed, but I kept forgetting about it."
"That probably wasn't the most important thing. And, as one can see on the movie, the camera was focused mostly on your crotch, not on your face..."
"I am sure it was. A full naked and exposed woman in a public place can't count on anyone looking her in the eye, hehe... It was perhaps the most exciting and arousing experience... I'd never squirted that much before... I am blushing all the time... I was embarrassed as hell... I... I was literally dying from pain, shame and sexual arousal alternately... It was probably not professional..."
"After all, you are not a professional porn actress but an amateur, although you played the role of a strong and brave woman, because that's what a robber and murderess had to be, caught with a sword in her hand. Especially since you played the Impenitent Thief."
"Yes, that's why the director wanted me to remain strong and independent even on the cross and show contempt for death and for my torturers through shameless behavior... but on the one hand, in reality I was terribly ashamed of the fact that my body was doing whatever it wanted, and on the other hand, the pain in the wounds was so great that I couldn't concentrate on playing this character convincingly. I was rather just myself, terrified and suffering, an average shopkeeper than a gangster. Although I feel that was in fact a role of an erotic dancer... dancing with her own death..."
"Nevertheless, you played your role very beautifully, Mrs. Maybert. We thank you on behalf of the audience for this role and on behalf of our readers for this interview."
"You're welcome."
"Ms. Woodbarn, why did you agree to take on the role of the Penitent Thief?"
"Well, I think that in my private life I often feel similarly and do similar things... first I sin, then I regret it... Sometimes I wonder if agreeing to participate in this recording was not also a sin of pride that I now regret."
"Why do you think so?"
"I thought I could handle both the physical pain and the hundreds of gawkers, and I would be able to behave with dignity and pride... or at least decently. But from the first moment when I felt the nails being driven into my hands and feet, I completely lost self-control."
"You played wonderfully. At least the male part of the audience was delighted!"
"I can imagine... You know, when they first gave me the contract to sign, it wasn't decided what kind of outfit we would be wearing. To tell the truth, I was counting on at least a decent loincloth. But when they offered us, well, a more historical version, and both Mr. Scott and Mrs. Maybert agreed, it was not appropriate to sulk or back out. I just asked for my feet to be nailed together... it seemed to me that it would be easier to keep my knees together then... well, it turned out that it wasn't entirely true... it wasn't true at all! And then for the first time I regretted agreeing... but of course by then it was too late for anything."
"I can only express on behalf of all the viewers and our readers my gratitude for this decision!"
"I'm glad that at least you think I didn't disappoint you."
"Absolutely. You were wonderful!"
"But I couldn't say my part. The pain completely overwhelmed me, I was sobbing and squealing like a little girl. I still don't understand how Jesus was able to say anything while hanging on the cross, and after three hours of agony... I had had enough after three minutes!"
"But you lasted half an hour."
"Hehehe... What was I supposed to do? I'm not Jesus, I can't get off the cross. And after half an hour I was almost dead, I felt like I could control my breathing no more."
"Towards the end you even lost consciousness..."
"I really don't remember... It's possible. I said that I completely lost control of what my body was doing. It was only when I watched the recordings that I saw how indecent poses I was presenting to the camera..."
"...and you even urinated."
"Please... don't even remind me of that... a total failure!"
"Oh no! That was very convincing! That's what we expected from a woman tortured on a cross. After all, it was supposed to be the most cruel, degrading and humiliating death. It could not be played with dignity and no one holds it against you that you perfectly played the role of a woman who was stripped not only of her clothes and possessions but of her honor and who was extremely debased."
"You're right. In any case, that's exactly how I felt. I got what I wanted."
"And do you still regret agreeing, Miss Woodbarn?"
"I don't know. I really don't. I regret many of the consequences of that decision. Although I don't think I would forgive myself if I didn't try, given the chance. I had to try... really had to..."
"So you're a brave woman and you're honest about your needs and emotions. That's great! I wish you continued success in this industry and I hope that when you're fully recovered, you'll look at this situation even more optimistically."
"Thank you very much!"
"Thank you, Miss Woodbarn. And now you, Mrs. Maybert, please tell our readers how you managed to survive half an hour and so convincingly simulate arousal and orgasm?"
"I didn't simulate anything!"
"So it's possible to experience sexual arousal when you feel such immense pain?"
"That pain and the feeling that when I'm hanging on my hands, I'm starting to suffocate, cause such a powerful physical arousal that I had no way to stop it, even though on the other hand I thought I'd burn with shame!"
"But I could see that you were aroused by this situation even before the nails were driven into your hands and feet?"
"I suppose you would be involuntarily aroused too if you were stripped naked in front of five hundred guys and a few cameras!"
"I never imagined such a possibility... and what made you take part in this spectacle?"
"Well, hehehe, they paid really good money for it... and besides, I was always raised in a Christian family and crucifixion was the central point of many ceremonies and I saw images of the crucified Jesus on every wall... it naturally aroused disbelief how He could talk normally to people standing around... and forced me to be interested in how a person hanging on a cross really felt... Gradually it became my obsession, my idée-fixe."
"And finally you got the opportunity to see for yourself."
"Yes, and that's why although at first fear literally paralyzed me, in the end I couldn't refuse. Besides, this fear already had an exciting effect on me, which surprised me a lot. A cramp in my stomach and a tingling in my crotch and breasts... it was really very similar to the feeling of being in love, you know, to those butterflies in your stomach, only even stronger!"
"I'm almost starting to envy you!"
"Please don't make fun of me..."
"I'm not kidding! For an amateur, you played really well!"
"Especially for a forty-five-year-old ass..."
"Please don't talk about yourself like that... Don't underestimate your charm! You're an extremely attractive woman!"
"And I'm twelve kilos overweight."
"And that's your strong point! Please read what viewers write, what they liked the most, and you'll see for yourself. They wanted to see the really curvy, wide-butted and big-breasted woman on the cross and you made them happy!"
"Thank you for your kind words, hehehe!"
"Congratulations on your decision and great play!"
"Oh, that wasn't the best play on my part, either."
"Why do you think so?"
"Why, they told me to keep my eyes on the camera when I am being filmed, but I kept forgetting about it."
"That probably wasn't the most important thing. And, as one can see on the movie, the camera was focused mostly on your crotch, not on your face..."
"I am sure it was. A full naked and exposed woman in a public place can't count on anyone looking her in the eye, hehe... It was perhaps the most exciting and arousing experience... I'd never squirted that much before... I am blushing all the time... I was embarrassed as hell... I... I was literally dying from pain, shame and sexual arousal alternately... It was probably not professional..."
"After all, you are not a professional porn actress but an amateur, although you played the role of a strong and brave woman, because that's what a robber and murderess had to be, caught with a sword in her hand. Especially since you played the Impenitent Thief."
"Yes, that's why the director wanted me to remain strong and independent even on the cross and show contempt for death and for my torturers through shameless behavior... but on the one hand, in reality I was terribly ashamed of the fact that my body was doing whatever it wanted, and on the other hand, the pain in the wounds was so great that I couldn't concentrate on playing this character convincingly. I was rather just myself, terrified and suffering, an average shopkeeper than a gangster. Although I feel that was in fact a role of an erotic dancer... dancing with her own death..."
"Nevertheless, you played your role very beautifully, Mrs. Maybert. We thank you on behalf of the audience for this role and on behalf of our readers for this interview."
"You're welcome."
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