After skimming through over
eight hours on Youtube (thanks Nsur) of the complete second season of Бандитский Петербург: Адвокат (Gangster Petersburg: The Lawyer) I finally found the Olga Drozdova strip search scene. I had spent like what at the time felt like an overly generous amount of my rec time mousing through the series, frequently stopping to follow scene trails that ultimately led up blind alleys. I began to suspect the powers that be (you know who you are) must have edited it out so obsessive pervs wouldn't be attracted to the series solely to satisfy their perverted lusts. I wouldn't have blamed them. There really are such people.
I'm not proud to say this, but frankly, I had lost hope. Dark night of the soul time for me.
And then, in my despair and bitterness, just randomly skimming, there it was! A no more than a minute long scene in an eight hour series!
IMVHO, this is nothing less than a miracle. And as a result, even though I'm not a Catholic, I think I have a conclusive claim to being a saint. Pope Francis, if you're reading this, I'd like my sainthood conferred on me before I'm dead, if you please. Tom Cruise, who's playing the lead role in my autobiographical movie, would like to include it as the climax.
But just as importantly, I found the reason Katya (Olga Drozdova) is undergoing the strip search in the first place, along with a few other perhaps not unrelated scenes.
Without further ado I give you:
Бандитский Петербург: быстрый поиск (Gangster Petersburg: The Strip Search)
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking
So Jon, you spent however long exacerbating your carpal tunnel and burning your eyes out finding this??? WTF??? you гребаный идиот (fucking idiot,) I could find this with a simple internet search! I mean you yourself posted these pics a year or two ago on this very thread!
And to this I respond:
Fair point.
But do you know why she is getting strip searched? I do. (sort of)
to be continued