The Agent, The Girl, and the Fidelistas

[Barbaria1]

junior g-man training camp,

sexist ... oh, yeah 1960

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

sexist ... oh, yeah 1960

Oh sorry, it was meant to be junior g-girl training camp!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

For my part I agree to all your conditions, Barb. But as I just told the author by PM, I reserve the right to be curious as to how close he gets to my favorite depiction of you.

Don't worry Apostate, I keep a print of that lovely naked lady by my bedside! Opps, maybe I shouldn't have specified that!

 

[Wragg]

tight little sailing yacht.

How's Carol and the kids, by the way?

En route to Moscow, last I heard

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

En route to Moscow, last I heard

Hey! I'm not clever enough to think of those things.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Maybe I should give up this CIA stuff and go back to Roman times. As Praefetus Praetorio, people respected me aand obeyed or they were crucified. Ah, the good old days!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Maybe I should give up this CIA stuff and go back to Roman times. As Praefetus Praetorio, people respected me aand obeyed or they were crucified. Ah, the good old days!

My all-time hero was the King in the Wizard of Id comic series. One day a poor peasant was dragged before the king. The guard said, "Your majesty, this man have been convicted of not paying his taxes." The king looked sour and said, "Take this cur out and HANG him!" "Please, please," the peasant begged. "Have mercy sire, its St Valentine's Day." The king looked sorrowful, and then smiled. "Very well. Just cut out his heart!"

 

[Dazza]

Well, hello Poosie

 

[Barbaria1]

Well, hello Poosie

Poosie???

 

[Dazza]

Poosie???

Goldfinger as is the outfit
(You can throw me around in the hay barn anytime ;-)

 

[Barbaria1]

Goldfinger as is the outfit
(You can throw me around in the hay barn anytime ;-)

I liked the outfit

 

[Dazza]

I liked the outfit

But not the bad Scottish accent eh?

 

[Madiosi]

Goldfinger as is the outfit
(You can throw me around in the hay barn anytime ;-)

Goooldfiiinger!

 

[Barbaria1]

Goooldfiiinger!
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That gold paint is not good for my health!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Hey now! All this flip, irreverent talk is disrespectful of this story. Show some dignity and respect. There is a beautiful, innocent girl who is going to be horribly abused, tortured and God Knows What! Give her story the solemn attention it deserves.

Actually, on second thought, fuck her! Have fun!

 

[Madiosi]

That gold paint is not good for my health!

It's naturally skin friendly coating. And precious also.

 

[Barbaria1]

Hey now! All this flip, irreverent talk is disrespectful of this story. Show some dignity and respect. There is a beautiful, innocent girl who is going to be horribly abused, tortured and God Knows What! Give her story the solemn attention it deserves.

Actually, on second thought, fuck her! Have fun!

I can see that I am pretty much on my own here

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

My precious!!!!!! Gollum!

 

[Madiosi]

Kidnapped threads be a marksign of CF!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I can see that I am pretty much on my own here

Now don't go feeling sorry for yourself. You will have Jewels to protect you. Be grateful I didn't make {thehangingtree} your partner.