View attachment 439113 The media underestimates me. Give me the cross (as if I had never done this female Christ thing before). They know not what they do
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The Caribbean Pirate Adventure...
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Barbara Moore will not know whether she will be crucified or hanged for mutiny until after Dark Princess and Joan Tree are hanged for piracy. Nine of the ninety-nine slaves will be at the executions of Joan Tree and Dark Princess when they are hanged then they go back to the Scandals Resort Prison and Dungeon where they be divided into nine groups of 11 slaves where they would vote if all would be hanged or two crucified the 99 with Barb. But I am getting ahead here.
Dark Princess’ ship the Amistad has been converted from a pirate ship to a slave ship. Those signing up for ‘the experience that cannot be had elsewhere’ (not if you wanted to be freed at the end of the month-long commitment) sold out quickly! One doubts they read the fine print or perhaps they had… Tree does not claim to understand women… But soon some very pampered wives, mistresses, and even very successful business women wanting to escape being tethered to their smartphones are chained in coffles and boarded on the Amistad.
See those grates on the center of the main deck? That’s where the ‘tour group is. Sure, it’s OK to piss on them while you take your tour before the Amistad sails for the Isle of Lesbos.
Tree is quite pissed off because he needs to have three Messaline’s Premium Crucifixion Wood™ crosses ready if Barbara Moore and two other slaves are going to be crucified. He has a choice of pre-ordering and be stuck with them if Barb and her mutinous slaves are hanged (don’t even think of trying to return a Messa cross) or pay the premium, rush order the crosses (at a huge mark-up), have to fly THT One to France to pick them up to have them in time (UPS, DHL, and Fed EX won’t transport crosses).
Tree is driving through the Scandals Resort harbor district with a hitchhiker he picked up. The guy notices Tree check his pockets for a smoke and hears him mutter “Fuck, I left the carton at the suite.”
“Hey dude, I’ve got a few extra. Here have one.”
“Thanks man I needed one. Is this a Madame Wu” Tree asks.
“Madame Wu’s are a mellow smoke… this is professional grade.”
“Well it ain’t bad I must say” Tree replies.
“No shit, I stole it from an estate outside Pacific, Missouri near the coffee shop” he says. “Your BVDs seem to be tied around your nuts. What’s crawled up your ass?”
“I hate uncertainty and I am tighter with a penny than any of the Wragg dynasty. I hate buying crosses I don’t need and more rope if I might not need if I use the fucking crosses” Tree growls. “And I don’t wear BVDs!”
“Whatever, dude…”
Tree
Dark Princess’ ship the Amistad has been converted from a pirate ship to a slave ship. Those signing up for ‘the experience that cannot be had elsewhere’ (not if you wanted to be freed at the end of the month-long commitment) sold out quickly! One doubts they read the fine print or perhaps they had… Tree does not claim to understand women… But soon some very pampered wives, mistresses, and even very successful business women wanting to escape being tethered to their smartphones are chained in coffles and boarded on the Amistad.
See those grates on the center of the main deck? That’s where the ‘tour group is. Sure, it’s OK to piss on them while you take your tour before the Amistad sails for the Isle of Lesbos.
Tree is quite pissed off because he needs to have three Messaline’s Premium Crucifixion Wood™ crosses ready if Barbara Moore and two other slaves are going to be crucified. He has a choice of pre-ordering and be stuck with them if Barb and her mutinous slaves are hanged (don’t even think of trying to return a Messa cross) or pay the premium, rush order the crosses (at a huge mark-up), have to fly THT One to France to pick them up to have them in time (UPS, DHL, and Fed EX won’t transport crosses).
Tree is driving through the Scandals Resort harbor district with a hitchhiker he picked up. The guy notices Tree check his pockets for a smoke and hears him mutter “Fuck, I left the carton at the suite.”
“Hey dude, I’ve got a few extra. Here have one.”
“Thanks man I needed one. Is this a Madame Wu” Tree asks.
“Madame Wu’s are a mellow smoke… this is professional grade.”
“Well it ain’t bad I must say” Tree replies.
“No shit, I stole it from an estate outside Pacific, Missouri near the coffee shop” he says. “Your BVDs seem to be tied around your nuts. What’s crawled up your ass?”
“I hate uncertainty and I am tighter with a penny than any of the Wragg dynasty. I hate buying crosses I don’t need and more rope if I might not need if I use the fucking crosses” Tree growls. “And I don’t wear BVDs!”
“Whatever, dude…”
Tree
Why would anyone want to wear a DVD? Maybe Tree meant a floppy disk? Or was that a floppy dick? 
I think UPS ought to get into the premium French wood transport business. They could charge thisrube dude from Missouri a premium and get away with it
The Isle of Lesbos you say? Sounds idyllic to me. No wonder no one reads the fine print!
I think UPS ought to get into the premium French wood transport business. They could charge this
The Isle of Lesbos you say? Sounds idyllic to me. No wonder no one reads the fine print!
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Okay, I have learned not to drink a mug of tea whilst reading one of your posts unless I don't mind drying out the keyboard afterwards!
And what was the BVD Underwear Co. thinking when they chose the same abbreviation as that used for Bovine Viral Diarrhoea???
Relax, Tree.
Wragg Logistics can shift as much of Messa's timber as you might need in, hmmm, a month?
I may piss both Messa and you off and just use fresh cut Missouri cedar for your cross after that! The sap that will be oozing out will be like glue on your back and tight little as you squirm trying to find comfort between the spike that pin you to the cross...Why would anyone want to wear a DVD? Maybe Tree meant a floppy disk? Or was that a floppy dick?
I think UPS ought to get into the premium French wood transport business. They could charge thisrubedude from Missouri a premium and get away with it
The Isle of Lesbos you say? Sounds idyllic to me. No wonder no one reads the fine print!
You mean ole bastard you!!!!!
Thank you... Thank you very much!!!The depths of his cruelty cannot be plumbed.....
Respect from one complete bastard to another...
messaline
Crucified Amazon
Though I sent to you a raft of floating wood from my Canada'forest ! Is it not already arrived ?
Yes, it got here and I paid in Canadian dollars...Though I sent to you a raft of floating wood from my Canada'forest ! Is it not already arrived ?
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If things couldn’t get messier the noted ‘women’s rights’ attorney and cable news camera-chaser Gloria Almostred decides to represent both Barbara Moore and Dark Princess pro bono with less than stellar results but she still gets her two evenings on the news channels. Let’s listen in on Barbara’s news conference…
“Miss Moore, are you hoping to be crucified?” one reporter shouts.
“No… no; why would you ask that” I reply.
“It’s my understanding you proposed this arrangement” she says.
No, it was proposed to me and I accepted” I say. “It was the only way to save ninety-seven lives. Wouldn’t you do the same?”
The reporter doesn’t answer but Ms. Almostred injects “She agreed to under duress and I intend to appeal this to the full International Court!”
“I don’t want you to appeal it! I knew what I was doing. Just stop interfering” I implore.
“This press conference is over” Ms. Almostred practically spits as she pulls my chair away from the table.
“Good! I didn’t want one in the first place” I reply.
-Barbara Moore, condemned slave…
Ms. Almostred’s news conference the next night went no better as she took the podium with Dark Princess paraded out naked except for handcuffs behind her.
“I’m most distressed that while my client can by international law be hanged for piracy that they are not affording her a long-drop hanging” Ms. Almostred declares.
“I’m not” I say. “I want a slow hanging so I can watch the wankers cum in their suits!”
“Please, you are not helping your cause” Ms. Albright admonishes.
“And bitch you aren’t helping mine” I snarl. “Hey you fucker are you married?”
“Yes” the startled reporter replies.
“Well, you better hide those trousers when you get home and wash your cock before you fuck your wife while you think about me!”
“I think this conference is over” Ms. Almostred says.
“Fuck, no! I’m just getting warmed up” I laugh.
-Dark Princess
Tree
“Miss Moore, are you hoping to be crucified?” one reporter shouts.
“No… no; why would you ask that” I reply.
“It’s my understanding you proposed this arrangement” she says.
No, it was proposed to me and I accepted” I say. “It was the only way to save ninety-seven lives. Wouldn’t you do the same?”
The reporter doesn’t answer but Ms. Almostred injects “She agreed to under duress and I intend to appeal this to the full International Court!”
“I don’t want you to appeal it! I knew what I was doing. Just stop interfering” I implore.
“This press conference is over” Ms. Almostred practically spits as she pulls my chair away from the table.
“Good! I didn’t want one in the first place” I reply.
-Barbara Moore, condemned slave…
Ms. Almostred’s news conference the next night went no better as she took the podium with Dark Princess paraded out naked except for handcuffs behind her.
“I’m most distressed that while my client can by international law be hanged for piracy that they are not affording her a long-drop hanging” Ms. Almostred declares.
“I’m not” I say. “I want a slow hanging so I can watch the wankers cum in their suits!”
“Please, you are not helping your cause” Ms. Albright admonishes.
“And bitch you aren’t helping mine” I snarl. “Hey you fucker are you married?”
“Yes” the startled reporter replies.
“Well, you better hide those trousers when you get home and wash your cock before you fuck your wife while you think about me!”
“I think this conference is over” Ms. Almostred says.
“Fuck, no! I’m just getting warmed up” I laugh.
-Dark Princess
Tree
Let's see here ... there's a mic for CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, BBC, MSNBC, CF ... but no FOX What's the matter with FOX? Don't they think my noble sacrificial crucifixion to save the lives of 97 innocents is newsworthy? What Ailes them anyway? Certainly can't be my nudity. Perhaps it's my politics?
No doubt Fox is still engrossed in trying to get some sense out of Bobinder...View attachment 439429 Let's see here ... there's a mic for CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, BBC, MSNBC, CF ... but no FOX
What's the matter with FOX? Don't they think my noble sacrificial crucifixion to save the lives of 97 innocents is newsworthy? What Ailes them anyway? Certainly can't be my nudity. Perhaps it's my politics?
Is Fox otherwise engaged? Yes, I was right...View attachment 439429 Let's see here ... there's a mic for CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, BBC, MSNBC, CF ... but no FOX
What's the matter with FOX? Don't they think my noble sacrificial crucifixion to save the lives of 97 innocents is newsworthy? What Ailes them anyway? Certainly can't be my nudity. Perhaps it's my politics?
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