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Barbaria1 said:
View attachment 440230 Don't you know Tree that the Surgeon General says smoking is bad for .... what? .... oh?.... well, I am pretty sure the Surgeon General would say that what you are suggesting is an anatomically impossible thing for him to do.

View attachment 440231 "Tree, can we have fun before I die?" .... you're right! Not in your wildest fucking dreams would I lie naked on the sheets of your bed and say that! ...

More likely I would lie naked on the sheets of your bed and say something like:

1) may I have the keys to your Mustang?
2) I think I locked Bull in the basement and he is about to break down the door.
3) you really need to be careful about posting your stories on the wrong thread ... people are going to start to wonder
4) all of the above
5) none of the above
6) if I keep talking long enough I am hoping that you will pass out and nothing will happen as usual (but it will be our little secret)
7) the sheets on Wragg's four-poster are much cleaner
8) why are there mirrors on the ceiling
9) can we listen to something.good on your Victrola for a change
10) Good night Tree
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I try to treat her nice and what do I get?
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...bitching about how some Limey's sheets at cleaner than mine....
Oh, OH... You bitch YOU WHORE!
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How do like THIS sheet?!?!?! (GIF)
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'...let's all calm down. Remember she's under a bit of stress...'
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'Just put her to bed, have a drink, and things will be better in the morning...'

Damn, I didn't think the 'sheets' line would set him off!!!
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Thursday, one day before crucifixion…

“This is just fucking grand. Weeks ago I didn’t even know I could be made a slave and tomorrow I am going to be crucified” I say.

“I didn’t either. This is a bitch and fucking humiliating” Pia replies to me as a row of people file past us…

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Their day only gets worse…

There was the mandatory ‘deflowering’ as THT Inc. does not crucify virgins.

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Yes, Barb gets the treatment too even though Tree somehow knows she is not a virgin (don’t ask…).

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Then there is the presentation of the condemned slaves.

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If there was any hope for sympathy that evaporated right then. The only bright spot was the condemned slaves were allowed to shower together.

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But the hours are running out for these three…

Tree
 
Do not think well of me that I will die crucified to save 97 slaves lives. It never crossed my mind to try to negotiate that I die alone and now Mary Stab and Pia must die with me.

I wish my last night would have been more idyllic and more comforting to Mary and Pia.

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Even though they assure me that they were two of the five volunteers of the ninety-nine slaves I feel little comfort. But a romp on a bed with them is pure fantasy- it never happened. Instead I am in a cell and some young prick that says he is ‘Spike’ Sharp from the Crux Chronicle hardly warms the room.

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His first question was ‘How does it feel to be damned to the cross?’

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I really hate this little fucker!

My last supper is cold a McDonald’s burger and fries served alone in my cell with Tree’s team hammering together Messaline’s Premium French Crucifixion Wood into crossed outside my barred window. It is hardly the scene I envisioned my martyrdom would be.

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But this is my lot. I focus on the ninety-seven slaves’ lives I have saved and not what the morning brings…

-Barbara Moore

Tree
 
thehangingtree said:
.do you like the damn story????
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a lot actually, but there's a lot of other stuff here to like,
and a lot of other members here who are enjoying this one,
so I try to keep up with newer/ less well-followed threads and contributors.
 
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