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RacingRodent
Consul
Turning on your own kind!
They got free acorns, how many takes do you think that clip took?
Maybe this sign is posted because squirrels steal the dice as well.They got free acorns, how many takes do you think that clip took?
They never, never, go after Tree's Seagram's...
Just listened to 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'... I still like the song (and video... sorry, no nudity)... but I won't drink coffee that old (Well, put some Seagram's in it...)
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montycrusto
Guest
Pardon my french, but F*CK hornets and their stupid stings... if I wanted an unsightly red swelling that makes it difficult to put my trousers on, I could just browse CF for a few minutes... 
RacingRodent
Consul
Pardon my french, but F*CK hornets and their stupid stings... if I wanted an unsightly red swelling that makes it difficult to put my trousers on, I could just browse CF for a few minutes...
Ouch, though most of the hornets I have met are quite polite....unlike wasps who are all bastard bitches of both genders -_-
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montycrusto
Guest
This one was on a mission... I tried to wave it away gently.. but it wasn’t observing the niceties.. I can actually feel the poison going round my bloodstream lol .. when do I get super-powers??
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montycrusto
Guest
RacingRodent
Consul
See that usually works with hornets....maybe it was drunk? Is it that time of year yet?
Also super powers would be cool, can we say we knew you when you were just kinky?
connoisseurs
Senator
Pardon my french, but F*CK hornets and their stupid stings... if I wanted an unsightly red swelling that makes it difficult to put my trousers on, I could just browse CF for a few minutes...
Could have been even worse.
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montycrusto
Guest
Horseflies suck. Period.
(appparently the females suck to get protein for egg-laying)
'Rise' in horsefly bites in Scotland amid warm weather
People spending more time outdoors in less clothing is likely cause of the increase, says pharmaceutical society.
www.bbc.co.uk
(appparently the females suck to get protein for egg-laying)
connoisseurs
Senator
It seems they also swallowHorseflies suck. Period.
'Rise' in horsefly bites in Scotland amid warm weather
People spending more time outdoors in less clothing is likely cause of the increase, says pharmaceutical society.www.bbc.co.uk
(appparently the females suck to get protein for egg-laying)
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montycrusto
Guest
Well, that’s me cured of Cleg-maniaHorseflies suck. Period.
'Rise' in horsefly bites in Scotland amid warm weather
People spending more time outdoors in less clothing is likely cause of the increase, says pharmaceutical society.www.bbc.co.uk
(appparently the females suck to get protein for egg-laying)
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Is this news. I always thought females suck...
to get protein...
or in general...?
@Barbaria1 claims not to, but her veracity is under question in many places.
every now and then I get a little bit horny
But Tree's so slow in coming 'round
Cause now and then he gets a little bit tired
Of listening to me grind the car's gears
and he's right to be a little bit nervous
When the fenders on his car are torn away
Not surprising then I get a little bit terrified
Until I see the look in his eyes
every now and then I fall apart
every now and then I fall apart
And I need him now tonight
Because I'll need the keys again
So if only he'd be sober tonight
We'd be holding on forever
And I'd be trying to make it right
But I'll need to be strong
Because I'll need to fake orgasm one more time
Your love…
APOLOGIES TO B. TYLER AND THT.
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