Cran
Governor
Is that how she ended up in the various historical settings?
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Lockerbie - 4,728 miles west-northwest of Lhasa. This clearly demonstrates that Scotland is much larger than we thought.
Lockerbie - 4,728 miles west-northwest of Lhasa. This clearly demonstrates that Scotland is much larger than we thought.
well, on a clear day you can see the Himalayas (if you're enlightened)
Marcius
Tribune
Or if you're reeeealllly high...
This has prompted me to offer a feminist, cruxworthy alternative to J Milton Hayes's (in?)famous poem:
There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Eskdalemuir,
There's a little wooden cross below the town;
Where's an out of tune bagpiper plays laments for Madcap Muir ,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.
She was known as "Madcap Muir" by the troops at Eskdalemuir,
She was hotter than a vindaloo on toast,
And with all her sexy pranks, she was worshipped in the ranks –
But Pipe-Major with his baton pleased her most.
He had lusted all along, with a passion of the strong,
The fact she fancied him was plain to all.
The band he led had won, and arrangements had begun
To celebrate their victory with a ball.
She wrote to ask what present he would like from Madcap Muir;
They met next day as he dismissed the squad;
And jestingly he told her then that nothing else would do
But the green eye of the little Yellow God.
On the night before the dance, Madcap Muir seemed in a trance,
And they chaffed her as they puffed at their cigars:
But for once she failed to smile, and she sat alone awhile,
Then went out into the night beneath the stars.
She returned before the dawn, with her skirt and undies torn,
And a gash across her bosom dripping red;
She was patched up right away, and she slept through all the day,
And the grim Pipe-Major watched beside her bed.
She woke at last and asked him to roll her over fast,
The Pipe-Major thought she wanted him to sod -
“Feel inside my aperture, there’s your gift from Madcap Muir,"
And he found the little green eye of the god.
He upbraided Madcap Muir in the way Pipe-Majors do,
Though her girly-parts were strangely hot and wet;
But he wouldn't take the stone, Madcap Muir was left alone
With the jewel that she had risked her life to get.
When the ball was at its height, on that still and tropic night,
He thought of her and hurried to her room;
As he crossed the barrack square he could hear the dreary air
Of some bagpipes' eerie skirling thro' the gloom.
Her door was open wide, silver moonlight shining through;
The place was wet and slipp'ry where he trod;
An ugly spike lay buried in the slit of Madcap Muir,
'Twas the vengeance of the Little Yellow God!
There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Eskdalemuir,
There's a little wooden cross below the town;
Where an out of tune bagpiper plays laments for Madcap Muir ,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.
There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Eskdalemuir,
There's a little wooden cross below the town;
Where's an out of tune bagpiper plays laments for Madcap Muir ,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.
She was known as "Madcap Muir" by the troops at Eskdalemuir,
She was hotter than a vindaloo on toast,
And with all her sexy pranks, she was worshipped in the ranks –
But Pipe-Major with his baton pleased her most.
He had lusted all along, with a passion of the strong,
The fact she fancied him was plain to all.
The band he led had won, and arrangements had begun
To celebrate their victory with a ball.
She wrote to ask what present he would like from Madcap Muir;
They met next day as he dismissed the squad;
And jestingly he told her then that nothing else would do
But the green eye of the little Yellow God.
On the night before the dance, Madcap Muir seemed in a trance,
And they chaffed her as they puffed at their cigars:
But for once she failed to smile, and she sat alone awhile,
Then went out into the night beneath the stars.
She returned before the dawn, with her skirt and undies torn,
And a gash across her bosom dripping red;
She was patched up right away, and she slept through all the day,
And the grim Pipe-Major watched beside her bed.
She woke at last and asked him to roll her over fast,
The Pipe-Major thought she wanted him to sod -
“Feel inside my aperture, there’s your gift from Madcap Muir,"
And he found the little green eye of the god.
He upbraided Madcap Muir in the way Pipe-Majors do,
Though her girly-parts were strangely hot and wet;
But he wouldn't take the stone, Madcap Muir was left alone
With the jewel that she had risked her life to get.
When the ball was at its height, on that still and tropic night,
He thought of her and hurried to her room;
As he crossed the barrack square he could hear the dreary air
Of some bagpipes' eerie skirling thro' the gloom.
Her door was open wide, silver moonlight shining through;
The place was wet and slipp'ry where he trod;
An ugly spike lay buried in the slit of Madcap Muir,
'Twas the vengeance of the Little Yellow God!
There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Eskdalemuir,
There's a little wooden cross below the town;
Where an out of tune bagpiper plays laments for Madcap Muir ,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.
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PonyDrawer81
Executioner
I'm sure the Disney live-action remake that's coming soon will be more than tops. Gotta maintain that wholesome image and think of the children.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Good you to hear you have no side effects.
Oh good, Kathy is safe tocrucifyplay with again...
(and being crucified with a stif upper arm is rather unpleasant).
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
Dontcha,just fucking love it when one's holiday plans get kyboshed,by circumstances beyond my control.(!!) 
Fucking weather !!
Now I'm bored beyond belief,no interest in anything, not even a bit of cruxing....
Not good,is it ??
Fucking weather !!
Now I'm bored beyond belief,no interest in anything, not even a bit of cruxing....
Not good,is it ??
Jackie1111
Tribune
Something to think about, Gentlemen....
An international team led by researchers from the University of Otago in New Zealand were able to show that castration of male sheep delays the aging of DNA, and the same principles could apply to humans as well.
“Both farmers and scientists have known for some time that castrated male sheep live on average much longer than their intact counterparts; however, this is the first time anyone has looked at DNA to see if it also ages slower,” said Victoria Sugrue, a researcher at the University of Otago and lead author of a paper about the research published in the journal eLife, in a statement.
WANNA DELAY AGING? GET CASTRATED, SCIENTISTS SAY
According to new research, there may be a surprisingly effective way for men to increase their lifespans — but it requires a pretty severe alteration to the physical body that may not appeal to everybody.An international team led by researchers from the University of Otago in New Zealand were able to show that castration of male sheep delays the aging of DNA, and the same principles could apply to humans as well.
“Both farmers and scientists have known for some time that castrated male sheep live on average much longer than their intact counterparts; however, this is the first time anyone has looked at DNA to see if it also ages slower,” said Victoria Sugrue, a researcher at the University of Otago and lead author of a paper about the research published in the journal eLife, in a statement.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
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montycrusto
Guest
This is basically the plot of “One Million Tomorrows” by Bob Shaw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Tomorrows
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Tomorrows
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
The City of London has built an artificial crucifixion mound in its centre?
malins
Stumbling Seeker
hmm the reality
doesn't seem quite as impressive as the architects' 3D rendering ...
I guess it's mostly scaffolding with astroturf on it ... actually it looks a bit like a low polygon 3D model...
and it seems you need to pay to go up?... carrying cross or not
And in these dumpsters are the remains of the crucifixions disposed of? Of course not the crosses themselves, because with today's timber prices no economically working city can afford that.hmm the reality
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doesn't seem quite as impressive as the architects' 3D rendering ...
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I guess it's mostly scaffolding with astroturf on it ... actually it looks a bit like a low polygon 3D model...
and it seems you need to pay to go up?... carrying cross or not
malins
Stumbling Seeker
well it's hollow and you can go inside.
So also on the platform at top, maybe there's a trapdoor?
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montycrusto
Guest
Good news for us godless unbelievers, you can now simply download “Biblical Faith” from DeviantArt
I must say, it looks sexy a.f.
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I must say, it looks sexy a.f.
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montycrusto
Guest
I’m just going to leave this article on the coffee table in case anyone wants to read it; I found it interesting
cruxnow.com
I mean.. First of all, I didn’t know “Cruxnow.com” was a thing. Secondly, all this talk of the martyrdom and imprisonment of a young woman.. well, that’s got my attention.
Perhaps there will be a crucifixion in Saint Peter’s Square after all.. (though @Barbaria1 will probably get there first)..,
That’s old news from 2016 of course; Francesca Immacolata Chaouqui received a ten-month suspended sentence and lost her job…. But in a strange twist she has continued to comment on Vatican corruption, an activity which has earned her the nickname “la papezza”, the female pope
cruxnow.com
Woman at the heart of the Vatileaks trial sees herself as a martyr for reform | Crux Now
ROME — Sooner or later, it seems, every good cause in Catholicism gets its martyr. St. Thomas More, for instance, is celebrated for his loyalty to the pope when England split from Rome in the 16th century, and more recently, Blessed Oscar Romero of El Salvador has become the patron […]
cruxnow.com
Perhaps there will be a crucifixion in Saint Peter’s Square after all.. (though @Barbaria1 will probably get there first)..,
That’s old news from 2016 of course; Francesca Immacolata Chaouqui received a ten-month suspended sentence and lost her job…. But in a strange twist she has continued to comment on Vatican corruption, an activity which has earned her the nickname “la papezza”, the female pope
Bad blood: Old rivalry revives at Vatican property trial | Crux Now
On the first day of his trial at the Vatican, Cardinal Angelo Becciu turned to members of the press behind him to comment on the grueling seven-hour hearing.
cruxnow.com
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Fake newspaper! You should only trust "The Crux + Chronicle", by @Spike Sharp .I’m just going to leave this article on the coffee table in case anyone wants to read it; I found it interesting
I mean.. First of all, I didn’t know “Cruxnow.com” was a thing. Secondly, all this talk of the martyrdom and imprisonment of a young woman.. well, that’s got my attention.Woman at the heart of the Vatileaks trial sees herself as a martyr for reform | Crux Now
ROME — Sooner or later, it seems, every good cause in Catholicism gets its martyr. St. Thomas More, for instance, is celebrated for his loyalty to the pope when England split from Rome in the 16th century, and more recently, Blessed Oscar Romero of El Salvador has become the patron […]
Perhaps there will be a crucifixion in Saint Peter’s Square after all.. (though @Barbaria1 will probably get there first)..,
That’s old news from 2016 of course; Francesca Immacolata Chaouqui received a ten-month suspended sentence and lost her job…. But in a strange twist she has continued to comment on Vatican corruption, an activity which has earned her the nickname “la papezza”, the female pope
Bad blood: Old rivalry revives at Vatican property trial | Crux Now
On the first day of his trial at the Vatican, Cardinal Angelo Becciu turned to members of the press behind him to comment on the grueling seven-hour hearing.