The joy of 'X'.....

[Alisha..Executed]

...

But,but...I need to justify her to suffer the Crosses....(*evil cackle*)

.....oh for fucks sake...let me file these receipts and I'll tie myself to the Cross!!!

 

[Mikerytel]

Thank you...
I can do your tax and accounting work completely naked

Won't be necessary but I will need you to jerk me off

 

[Alisha..Executed]

Won't be necessary but I will need you to jerk me off

And I'm doing this while making you dinner?

 

[Mikerytel]

And I'm doing this while making you dinner?

If you can multitask then sure

 

[Alisha..Executed]

"If you can multitask then sure"

Well you'd better stay still while I wank you off because if you jolt in the wrong direction you'll ruin the clam chowder !

 

[captivecuties]

"If you can multitask then sure"

Well you'd better stay still while I wank you off because if jolt in the wrong direction you'll ruin the clam chowder !

And talk about getting a hair in your food…

 

[Mikerytel]

"If you can multitask then sure"

Well you'd better stay still while I wank you off because if you jolt in the wrong direction you'll ruin the clam chowder !

Shouldn't be too hard to wash your hands after

 

[captivecuties]

Keep drooling as you wait for it.

 

[Alisha..Executed]

 

[captivecuties]

Before the slow stripping and crucifixion fucking.

 

[Mikerytel]

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Before the slow stripping and crucifixion fucking.

Alisha after dinner.

 

[captivecuties]

Hoist her high!

 

[Alisha..Executed]

Alisha after dinner.

And I was hoping for chocolate mints...

 

[Alisha..Executed]

Kentucky tried Chick.

 

[Mikerytel]

And I was hoping for chocolate mints...

In you're dreams

 

[Alisha..Executed]

A bit extreme for a first date

 

[captivecuties]

A bit extreme for a first date View attachment 1458393

But a favored way to get to second base!

 

[Alisha..Executed]

But a favored way to get to second base!

Where's second base ? The Morgue?
At least I won't be asking you what you're thinking

 

[Alisha..Executed]

Dead girls can't check your phone

 

[captivecuties]

Where's second base ? The Morgue?
At least I won't be asking you what you're thinking

American slang for getting to the tits on a date!