The Old Firm

[Barbaria1]

after that Messaline could have a great love'session with Erin and Barb ... gif

Messa has a talented tongue

 

[windar]

Fun episode, Jolly. But honestly my custard tarts are pretty good. Not as good as the Amazons and other tarts in the story, but not bad...

 

[RacingRodent]

Fun episode, Jolly. But honestly my custard tarts are pretty good. Not as good as the Amazons and other tarts in the story, but not bad...

I think the idea is to have the blood rush to Wragg's tummy, not other parts

 

[Barbaria1]

I think the idea is to have the blood rush to Wragg's tummy, not other parts

One has to admit that the way in which Wragg stayed close to Eul going through the portal was quite ... eh ... inventive

 

[windar]

One has to admit that the way in which Wragg stayed close to Eul going through the portal was quite ... eh ... inventive

Sex is inventive? Who invented it?

 

[Barbaria1]

Sex is inventive? Who invented it?

Only Jolly could have come up with this one:

“Okay, got it,” she said. “Now don’t lose contact with me.” She reached out her hand and her dress shifted up again. Wragg let out a frustrated growl dropped his loincloth, grabbed Eulalia and made sure he had solid and rather deep penetrating contact. She didn’t appear surprised or upset. She looked at him inquiringly.

“I’m not losing contact,” said Wragg.

“Good,” gasped Eulalia. “How do we jump into the well now though?”

“Details, details,” said Wragg. He lifted the impaled girl off the ground, put her legs around his waist, and tipped them both together into the well.

 

[cruxlover]

Well, I'm rather beginning to like Dover, now that I've finally arrived here. Took about six months on the train, but trains tend to get lost on the railways for some reason. Right, girls, saddle up, here comes the cavalry!

In my experience Dover is a place where people come to leave it for somewhere more interesting - Like Boulogne in my case.
Though we did have a shuffty at the Castle and got in to the "Western Heights" fort by a non-sanctified means (the steel door to a sally port that just happened to be unlocked (not me yer honour - honest).)

 

[Barbaria1]

not me yer honour - honest

Careful. That just might have been a crucifiable offense.

 

[windar]

Though we did have a shuffty at the Castle

A shuffty?

 

[cruxlover]

A shuffty?

A look in the Queen's way of speaking.

 

[Wragg]

All good there, right Wragg?

Spot on, my dear chap!

Windar’s terrible custard tarts

Yep. Down to earth with a crash.

“I’m not losing contact,” said Wragg.

You bet! Wild horses won't drag me away from you, Eul!



Not sure how many centuries we covered there, Eul, but you have to admit that was one hell of an improvement over the usual three minutes...

“Well, he’s not going to crucify me or chain me to a four-poster.”

Funnily enough, I've heard her say that before....

The station master got on the phone to report the amazons and horses to his senior managers, but nobody believed him and he was put on 2 weeks mandatory stress leave.

Thanks for the tip on how to get a couple of weeks off, Jolly!

And thank you for another rollicking good chapter of the 'Old Firm!'

 

[Wragg]

Fun episode, Jolly. But honestly my custard tarts are pretty good. Not as good as the Amazons and other tarts in the story, but not bad...

That's a matter of opinion...

 

[Jollyrei]

So, what interest could it be ? Amazon Messaline needs of sex ( women together of course !) and crucifixion !
She only hopes that the amazons'troup will arrive to late , at least after that Messaline could have a great love'session with Erin and Barb ... View attachment 704943 gif

... and perhaps to save them from their crosses ...

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You're reading ahead again.

 

[Jollyrei]

Only Jolly could have come up with this one:

“Okay, got it,” she said. “Now don’t lose contact with me.” She reached out her hand and her dress shifted up again. Wragg let out a frustrated growl dropped his loincloth, grabbed Eulalia and made sure he had solid and rather deep penetrating contact. She didn’t appear surprised or upset. She looked at him inquiringly.

“I’m not losing contact,” said Wragg.

“Good,” gasped Eulalia. “How do we jump into the well now though?”

“Details, details,” said Wragg. He lifted the impaled girl off the ground, put her legs around his waist, and tipped them both together into the well.

Thanks, I think.

 

[Barbaria1]

Thanks, I think.

Genius! Credit due

 

[Eulalia]

Sex is inventive? Who invented it?

Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the "Chatterley" ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
(Philip Larkin: 'Annus Mirabilis')

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the "Chatterley" ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
(Philip Larkin: 'Annus Mirabilis')

For me it began many years later

 

[messaline]

Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the "Chatterley" ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
(Philip Larkin: 'Annus Mirabilis')

... When God created the woman , lustful creature , full of sex'desires consisting to attrack the male and to have his tumescent cock into her vagina and submitting him to the woman'rule ... ! ?

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

... When God created the woman , lustful creature , full of sex'desires consisting to attrack the male and to have his tumescent cock into her vagina and submitting him to the woman'rule ... ! ?

Of all the acts of the mystical creation, the most sublime.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

IF FURTHER PROOF BE REQUIRED
http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/459673/And-God-Created-Woman-Movie-Clip-Stupid-Boat-.html