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The Pirettes Of Ocracoke

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Barbaria1 said:
I prefer to think of him and his kind as "ill-begotten-apes." Very descriptive, don't you think? Nice choice of words Windar ;)
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this was before Darwin pointed out that's what we all are ;)
 
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windar said:
Most fortunes are built on not asking certain questions, I should think...

American readers may know that I stole (I mean, borrowed) the name of the law firm Dewey, Cheatham and Howe from the National Public Radio show, Car Talk, hosted by the wonderful brothers, Tom (now, sadly, deceased) and Ray Magliozzi, both MIT graduates who ran a garage in Cambridge, Massachusetts and entertained people with their radio show for 25 years.
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their UK partners, thanks to Private Eye, were Messrs. Sue, Grabbit and Runne ;)
 
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windar said:
Once back at Windar’s plantation, I was again chained to the post in the barn. Before leaving, Windar addressed me, “Dark Princess, Miss Lodge, or whatever your name might be, under the authority vested in me by His Majesty, the King, I find you guilty of piracy on the high seas and sentence you to hang, one hour after sunup tomorrow, September 19, in the year of our Lord 1716. May this day be celebrated in the annals of history as an occasion when a great blow was struck against piracy.” (Authors note: Obviously quite the opposite occurred.) “I will leave you until tomorrow to contemplate your fate, Dark Princess.”
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Only one more night. :eek: One does wonder if the intrepid Pirettes will obey her orders and stay away, or if, even now, they are sailing hard to try to save her, ready to fight and possibly die for their captured leader...
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...or maybe they're up to something else.
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windar said:
Later that day, Mary came to feed me dinner. I gave her these notes that you are reading now. “One day, and soon, I believe the Clitoris will return to Ocracoke.
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Look! I think I found it! :rolleyes::doh::devil:
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While Tree gets know respect on this thread he does take the time to insure the pirette Dark Princess is secured and not swept out to sea before he hangs her in the morning if the hurry-cane strikes. He takes little compensation...

...some, however...

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thehangingtree said:
Yet I ask did she get a fair and just trial?
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...what, Ulrika? Yes I'll have a Seagram's and water! ...what? ...of course I'll take this illegal hanging to a high court... what are you doing tonight?

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Damn it Tree!!! Not from THAT angle!!!! :mad:
 
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