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The Pirettes Of Ocracoke

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The great white shark is one of the most primordial and completely horrifying animals on earth; a dead-eyed and relentless killer which fills the nightmares of many a brave and noble human being. Is it any wonder that the manner in which it copulates should be at least as terrifying? The male shark's member (or members, as the case may be, for - as astute readers may have noted - there are TWO) is called a "clasper", for reasons which ought to be obvious: Their purpose is to clasp on to the lady parts of the shark's would-be mate. And not merely hold on to the outside for the sake of stability. Oh, no! But to hold on to the inner workings, and whilst in there, shoot its precious genetic load. The typical shark only uses one at a time (a redundancy which I think ought to earn it a bit of envy), but there is at least one species of shark which is at once both more enterprising and more kinky than most - the Tope Shark (Galeorhinus galeus) - which has been observed using both at once (a feat which I'm sure is the envy of a significantly lesser though non-zero number of male humans and a distressing thought for the preponderance of females).

The above picture #2 is of a young and immature shark, and you will note that already it possesses male organs of a size and number sufficient to intimidate the most hearty of human females. I assure you, they only get bigger with age. This photo did the rounds on the internet a year or so ago, with people ominously talking about a "mutant shark with two legs". Such is not the case, as was pointed out by Professor P.Z. Myers at his science blog, Pharyngula, but rather one of the deepest and most unsettling mysteries of the briny deep which is his abiding fascination. The deep, that is. Not the shark cocks.

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The great white shark is one of the most primordial and completely horrifying animals on earth; a dead-eyed and relentless killer which fills the nightmares of many a brave and noble human being. Is it any wonder that the manner in which it copulates should be at least as terrifying? The male shark's member (or members, as the case may be, for - as astute readers may have noted - there are TWO) is called a "clasper", for reasons which ought to be obvious: Their purpose is to clasp on to the lady parts of the shark's would-be mate. And not merely hold on to the outside for the sake of stability. Oh, no! But to hold on to the inner workings, and whilst in there, shoot its precious genetic load. The typical shark only uses one at a time (a redundancy which I think ought to earn it a bit of envy), but there is at least one species of shark which is at once both more enterprising and more kinky than most - the Tope Shark (Galeorhinus galeus) - which has been observed using both at once (a feat which I'm sure is the envy of a significantly lesser though non-zero number of male humans and a distressing thought for the preponderance of females).

The above picture #2 is of a young and immature shark, and you will note that already it possesses male organs of a size and number sufficient to intimidate the most hearty of human females. I assure you, they only get bigger with age. This photo did the rounds on the internet a year or so ago, with people ominously talking about a "mutant shark with two legs". Such is not the case, as was pointed out by Professor P.Z. Myers at his science blog, Pharyngula, but rather one of the deepest and most unsettling mysteries of the briny deep which is his abiding fascination. The deep, that is. Not the shark cocks.

from http://dave-littler.livejournal.com/78709.html

Oh how i wish i could hold my breath underwater for a long time
it has two cocks,every hot blooded girls dream, just imagine,the
first one pops in and sends her into raptures ,shoots it`s load,
and her on the brink of an orgasm is thinking why did`nt it hold
back a little longer. Then the second one pops in and she is wide
eyed with astonishment before going into the most amazing orgasm
she has ever experienced, causing a tsunami and washing away all
wife swapping couples on the nearest beach,while the underwater
girl writhes and gyrates on the sharks cock, and her hand jerks
the other one making it hard again,
Then The Shark Eats Her.
 
The Pirettes Of Ocracoke

Prologue:

Ocracoke Island is a small spit of land on the Outer Banks of North Carolina, just below Cape Hatteras. Even today, it is an isolated place, accessible only by ferry, either from the mainland or from nearby Hatteras Island. When hurricanes come in fall, or nor’easters in winter, ferry service is suspended and those among the fewer than 1,000 residents who chose not to evacuate must ride the storm out, something not without risk, since the island is basically a sand dune, most of it only a few feet above sea level.

To the east and south lie the Atlantic Ocean, whose waves crash upon the beaches. To the west and north lies Pamlico Sound, a shallow expense almost 30 miles across with the mainland on the other side, mostly swamp and thick oak and pine forests.

Today, the main industry on the island is tourism, especially in summer. But, in the late 17th and early 18th centuries, that was not the case. Back then, the main industry was piracy. Ocracoke was the home base of many famous pirates, including Edward Teach, known as Blackbeard and Calico Jack Rackham. The many bays and inlets of Pamlico Sound provided cover for pirate vessels from which they could spring out to attack ships headed for Charleston, South Carolina or to Virginia, seizing cargoes and taking hostages who could be ransomed.

The other attractive feature of Ocracoke for these buccaneers was the nature of government in the colony of North Carolina. It was generally a lawless place, troublesome to its more orderly neighbors, Virginia and South Carolina. Some of its Governors were reputed to tolerate piracy in exchange for a cut of the proceeds (the best known of these was Charles Eden, though his guilt is disputed by some). We will meet one of these-Governor Windar- fourth son of an English Lord, robbed of his inheritance by the laws of primogeniture and forced to make his way in a cruel world as best he could.

Women were not absent from the roll of pirates-the best known of them were Anne Bonney, who hailed from Cork, Ireland, and Mary Read. They typically dressed as men and were part of a mostly male crew. However, recent research by feminist scholars has uncovered a heretofore unknown crew of all female pirates (or pirettes, as Eulalia, in her infinite brilliance, termed them).

Their captain, born Sally Lodge, to the prominent Boston merchant family of that name, was known by all as the Dark Princess. Much about her story is unclear. She was reputed to have attended Harvard dressed as a boy, studying mathematics, which might explain her reputation for superb navigation skills and her financial acumen. No less skilled in navigation was the First Mate, a Scottish lass by the name of Eulalia Cross, orphaned at an early age and left to fend for herself on the streets of Edinburgh, she nonetheless had a natural talent for strategy and quick thinking in dicey situations.

The rest of the crew of 40 or so was a polyglot mix of women fleeing difficult situations or looking for fortune and adventure. There was a young Irish lass, Tash, known as the Celtic Virgin, hailing from the very same town as Anne Bonney. There was a runaway indentured servant from New York, Barbara Moore, a couple of escaped slaves from a Virginia tobacco plantation, Esther and Clara, and a Cherokee princess named Prihaya, looking to avenge the theft of land from her people by white colonists. There were whores from the streets of London, like Felicia Susanna Graves, called FSG by her crewmates. There was Tricia, a barmaid from the Dark Princess’s own native city of Boston, whom she had recruited whilst in a tavern there. There was Dorothy, a simple Yorkshire lass, who had danced in the pubs of Liverpool to entertain that sailors, before absconding to sea with one of them, before ending up a pirate. It was indeed a Motley Crüe.

Of all the pirates on Ocracoke, they were the most feared. No ship was too large or too fast for them to plunder and no passenger or crew member was too important to be taken hostage. Women hostages would be brought to the Dark Princess’s cabin and forced to please her, for she was a notorious lesbian. Male hostages would often be used as playthings by those crew members who were not unalterably opposed to the idea of consorting with the XY set. Some of these poor men were reputed to have died of exhaustion, their corpses thrown overboard with beatific smiles on their faces. But eventually, most of the hostages’ families and associates paid ransom, knowing that if they did not, the hostages would be made to walk the plank into the shark-infested Gulf Stream waters.

I now present to you, fresh from the Smithsonian archives, the story of “The Pirettes of Ocracoke”.
 
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