Tree was about to leave the High Court of Slaves when the magistrate called him to the bench. Sternly she said “Tree, I cannot allow you to use the cornu you are planning for the slave bard.”
“What’s wrong with the cornu?” he demanded.
“Don’t be coy with me, Tree. I’ve heard about your plans to put a square peg in a round hole. That would tear her apart and she would not suffer long enough!”
“The cornu isn’t square, the spikes are!”
“Oh, in that case, carry on.”
“Where do you people come up with sick shit like that?” Tree muttered as he walked out, though he had to admit that might be good for another thread…
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“What’s wrong with the cornu?” he demanded.
“Don’t be coy with me, Tree. I’ve heard about your plans to put a square peg in a round hole. That would tear her apart and she would not suffer long enough!”
“The cornu isn’t square, the spikes are!”
“Oh, in that case, carry on.”
“Where do you people come up with sick shit like that?” Tree muttered as he walked out, though he had to admit that might be good for another thread…
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