Nude for torture...has a nice ring to it.
A Hot blonde 40 year old was married to an older man. Naturally, she sought out a younger man to have sex with. Unfortunately, she did not know she was being followed by her husband's private detectives.
Her husband showed her pictures of her having sex with the younger man. The hot blonde cried. She knew the divorce court would rule in her husband's favor, leaving her penniless. She begged her husband for mercy.
"Go downstairs and take off all your clothes!" ordered her husband.
Weeping, the hot blonde complied.
She waited and waited and waited, naked and shivering in the cold basement. The delay exponentially amplfied the agony of not knowing.
Then, some hours later, her husband slowly, audibly, came down the stairs. The blonde started to hyperventilate.
Her husband just stood there, looking at her. He was smirking, and visibly fighting hard to suppress a roar of laughter.
"WHAT???" barked out the fearful, exhausted and exasperated blonde.
"I was going to physically torture you," began the husband, "then I figured out that having you wait naked and unknowing for so long was the worst torture I could inflict."