Transport?

[twonines]

None of them do. They’re all from blue states. Didn’t you read the product details? You have to apply disciplinary measures to get satisfaction out of these blue state contrarians. See our assortment of whips, tawses, restraints, etc. now available through our big annual “spring blowout sale”.

When you purchase a Blue State slut,
Through her paces she must be put.
It will automatically follow,
She won`t want to swallow.
And her tight little will be bloody and cut.

 

[Nobbes25]

Road trip

 

[Loxuru]

Road trip
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If you pay an extra, your mail order bride will be extra secured during transport, to avoid bruises on her delivery.

 

[twonines]

When a Blue State bride does complain,
You`re allowed to cause her some pain.
One implement never fails,
The trusted cat-o-nine tails,
But if you`re squeamish, start with the cane.

 

[Nobbes25]

Transporting Lady in a Dodge RAM 6.0 in america. Fast and loud take away.

 

[Loxuru]

Fast and loud take away.

That's how wasting energy sounds.
Too bad for her, she is an environmental activist who made too much trouble!

 

[Perbrunsm]

Road trip
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i know will want be delivered like this....

 

[Hugin&Munin]

The goods are delivered.

 

[Loinclothslave]

None of them do. They’re all from blue states. Didn’t you read the product details? You have to apply disciplinary measures to get satisfaction out of these blue state contrarians. See our assortment of whips, tawses, restraints, etc. now available through our big annual “spring blowout sale”.

Oh the irony of Barb telling someone to read the fine print!

 

[Loxuru]

Oh the irony of Barb telling someone to read the fine print!

See it from this viewpoint. Barb always complains when others do not read the fine print!

 

[Loinclothslave]

Barb always complains.

Full stop. Fixed that for you, @Loxuru

 

[Barbaria1]

See it from this viewpoint. Barb always complains when others do not read the fine print!

Full stop. Fixed that for you, @Loxuru

I simply tell it like it is

 

[montycrusto]

I simply tell it like it is

Honestly we wouldn’t have you any other way, our ever-complaining, demerit-issuing, Riesling-sipping, fine-print-ignoring, website-crashing, Mustang-borrowing, kini-wearing, foresight-lacking, adventurous Blue State Barb

 

[Barbaria1]

Honestly we wouldn’t have you any other way, our ever-complaining, demerit-issuing, Riesling-sipping, fine-print-ignoring, website-crashing, Mustang-borrowing, kini-wearing, foresight-lacking, adventurous Blue State Barb

I appear to be quite hyphenated

 

[montycrusto]

I appear to be quite hyphenated

Well, just let me loosen your corset; you’ll feel better then!

 

[Wragg]

Well, just let me loosen your corset; you’ll feel better then!

Won't she just be corset-loosened and hence yet more hyphenated?

What's the cure for hyper-hyphenation??

 

[Loinclothslave]

Honestly we wouldn’t have you any other way, our ever-complaining, demerit-issuing, Riesling-sipping, fine-print-ignoring, website-crashing, Mustang-borrowing, kini-wearing, foresight-lacking, adventurous Blue State Barb

Monty you Turncoat, Apple polisher, teacher’s pet!

 

[wulf]

Monty you Turncoat, Apple polisher, teacher’s pet!

A little ass-kissing never hurt anybody. Just sayin'.

 

[Loinclothslave]

A little ass-kissing never hurt anybody. Just sayin'.

Especially when it’s such a tight little, such ass kissing surely wouldn’t harm me except my blood pressure!

 

[Loxuru]

Honestly we wouldn’t have you any other way, our ever-complaining, demerit-issuing, Riesling-sipping, fine-print-ignoring, website-crashing, Mustang-borrowing, kini-wearing, foresight-lacking, adventurous Blue State Barb

Monty, is everthing allright? Help is underway!