twonines
LIMERICUS
Monty`s wife, an enthusiastic shopper,
Alas, soon came a cropper.
Her tits gyrate
In an excited state,
As she "works out" on the space-hopper.
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Alas, soon came a cropper.
Her tits gyrate
In an excited state,
As she "works out" on the space-hopper.
twonines
LIMERICUS
Although Bubba and Jethro will have probably never heard of them, a range of activities taken from The Kama Sutra and the Marquis de Sade seem quite likely.
This it the last transport...
and that is more group traveling like that...
I think you forgot the shackles back then.Reminds of a little red wagon I had as a kid. Never could get the neighbor girl in it though.
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montycrusto
Guest
Bounce baby, bounce!
wulf
God-Emperor
Yeah I know. But I was a kid, and cuffs and shackles were hard to come by. They were on my list to Santa Claus every year, but I never got them.
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montycrusto
Guest
Perhaps you were too naughty. I’m sure that’s the reason I never got the rack, thumbscrews and Judas cradle I wanted..
Santa was reportedly shocked out of his sleigh when he received the Christmas wish lists sent in by Wulf and Monty!!!Perhaps you were too naughty. I’m sure that’s the reason I never got the rack, thumbscrews and Judas cradle I wanted..
twonines
LIMERICUS
It`s perhaps as well that you don`t know what was on their lists last Christmas!
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montycrusto
Guest
I want, Santa, one of those racks,
Where you tie naked girls on their backs,
And you give the bound wretches
The most painful stretches;
It’s all my toy dungeon still lacks!
Where you tie naked girls on their backs,
And you give the bound wretches
The most painful stretches;
It’s all my toy dungeon still lacks!
LittleSiss
Sorceress
I give it a 6.2!
wulf
God-Emperor
Yeah probably. But it was all the neighbor girls' fault, I tell ya.Perhaps you were too naughty. I’m sure that’s the reason I never got the rack, thumbscrews and Judas cradle I wanted..
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wulf
God-Emperor
No, see I really needed those channel lock pliers with the longer handles, and the wooden horse was a typo where I forgot the 'rocking' word. And my old soldering iron burnt up from overuse. All perfectly innocent items on my last list.
