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[Praefectus Praetorio]

I don't see the humor.

However, here the cruise line is selling something?

Nothing like alcohol and a French Girl to sell anything!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Coppertone - Sandra Dee

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Coppertone - Paula Prentiss

Remeber the object, Ladies is to protect your skin from the sun, while exposing as much as possible to whatever we want to do with it!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Ladies. If you are competing with a dummy
Youn need more than deodorant.
You need a new boyfriend!
Or maybe:

 

[old slave]

This sounds good:


One for the ladies:

One for the environment:

And one for every CF-following male (though did I read LESS cancer-causing ingredients?)

 

[Loxuru]

One for the environment:

'Magic asbestos'! I have heard that, even around 1970!
Unfortunately, much of it is true, but the mineral has one terrible flaw...
(although I know people who have drilled, chopped, broken, nailed,... into asbestos structures in their home for decades, and made it over 90 years old!

 

[Apostate]

'Magic asbestos'! I have heard that, even around 1970!
Unfortunately, much of it is true, but the mineral has one terrible flaw...
(although I know people who have drilled, chopped, broken, nailed,... into asbestos structures in their home for decades, and made it over 90 years old!

And of course Charlemagne made it to a ripe old Dark Ages age with this.

 

[phlebas]

This sounds good:

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One for the ladies:
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One for the environment:
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And one for every CF-following male (though did I read LESS cancer-causing ingredients?)
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I assume #1 and #4 or fakes? I've never seen an ad for penis reduction

'Magic asbestos'! I have heard that, even around 1970!
Unfortunately, much of it is true, but the mineral has one terrible flaw...
(although I know people who have drilled, chopped, broken, nailed,... into asbestos structures in their home for decades, and made it over 90 years old!

As a child in the 70s we played with asbestos sheets, smashing them up etc, waste from house renovations. Never did me any harm cough cough
Seriously, we didn't know any better. So far, so good.

And of course Charlemagne made it to a ripe old Dark Ages age with this.
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Even we 70's folk didn't go as far as asbestos tablecloths!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

New series. Women's Foundations

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Those Paris Nights require a strong foundation

 

[bakerboy]

I don't see the humor.

The thread states:"
....political correctness not really given...

and not just old. Hence the humor

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

The thread states:"
....political correctness not really given...

and not just old. Hence the humor

I got the humor. Weak pun - "I don't see the humor."

 

[Loxuru]

Those Paris Nights require a strong foundation

As strong and as slim as the Eiffel Tower!

 

[Apostate]

As strong and as slim as the Eiffel Tower!

And as easy to remove. Took a bit of work to get naked out of those things.

 

[Loxuru]

Took a bit of work to get naked out of those things.

When men were men...!

 

[Barbaria1]

When men were men...!

And as clueless then as they are today ...

 

[bakerboy]

I got the humor. Weak pun - "I don't see the humor."

Ah so.... missed the pun

 

[bakerboy]

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Love those high waists

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Which of you ladies isn't discriminating?