Unlike snow, however, in sex the wet and slushy part is the really good bit.
Proving again that you can push a metaphor too far.
Unlike snow, however, in sex the wet and slushy part is the really good bit.
Sorry, Jollyrei, I found myself drifting thenUnlike snow, however, in sex the wet and slushy part is the really good bit.
Proving again that you can push a metaphor too far.
and I couldn't resist thisSometimes an image calls out for a poetic commentary...
I couldn't resist this one
Grand idea... but when it goes back an hour leave it on the weekend!The whole Daylight Saving Time thing is totally misconceived. To really get people on board with it, the clocks should jump ahead one hour on Friday at 4:00pm.
No complaints.
Instead, they steal an hour of sleep on the weekend.
Sympazero, please accept my humble apologies for alluding that you are a gentleman. I used the term as a place holder so as not to offend theOver at Scandal's Resort the other day Tree all but accused me of being a "Gentleman".
I assure you, sir, I’m not gentlemanly. When I’m gentle, I’m not manly, and when I’m manly, I’m not gentle.
Heaven forfend! Herewith, some better definitions:
"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't."
“The definition of a gentleman is a man who enters a revolving door in front of you and exits behind you.”
“Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.”
"...a gentleman does not rejoice at the misfortune of another. In public."
"The final test of a gentleman is his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him."
And finally:
"Someone who gets out of the pool to go pee, is a gentleman."
( Someone who gets out of the shower to go pee, is an idiot.)
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum