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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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LittleSiss
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sympazero2
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An Oldie but Goodie:
A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone.
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has
just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Scotsman
just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks... he's a typical Highland baby boy."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,
you're the father of that typical Scottish baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.....so how
much does he weigh now? The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born.."
The father takes a slow swig of his Johnny Walker, wipes his lips,
leans into the bartender and confides, "I had him circumcised."
Welcome to Scotland!
That post of yours will be sharpened and set up in the Forums
for you to be pun-punished on - it's almost as bad as a Eul pun
Uh oh... now I am in trouble
Very Vlad to see him posted here
That post of yours will be sharpened and set up in the Forums
for you to be pun-punished on - it's almost as bad as a Eul pun
Will you two please quit your awful puns!
Or else, I'll....I'll...
I'll Vladdy well join in!
No wifi in the Cruxton Abbey cellars.
The walls are so thick even a scream doesn't get through!
funny how those connections are so poor in dark dungeon cellars ...
No wifi in the Cruxton Abbey cellars.
You don't need wi-fi, you're well linked-in and hooked-up.
The firewall might be the problem.
You are so bad!!!