Unlike snow, however, in sex the wet and slushy part is the really good bit.
Proving again that you can push a metaphor too far.
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Proving again that you can push a metaphor too far.
Sorry, Jollyrei, I found myself drifting thenUnlike snow, however, in sex the wet and slushy part is the really good bit.
Proving again that you can push a metaphor too far.
mymartinet
R.I.P. Dominus Flagelli
You be careful Wragg, dont drift too far.Sorry, Jollyrei, I found myself drifting then
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Sometimes an image calls out for a poetic commentary...
I couldn't resist this one:
I couldn't resist this one:
Lapping the Beach
As the wave
as I lap
as we lapse into sleep
soft laps that lap with a lapping
along the form of this beach
forming
the breath of each breath
of this lap of the lapping
along this warm sandy cove
where I lap with the lapping
where I had loved as the lapping
as the lapping
as the lapping
as the lapping
as the lapping
as the lapping
as we love is lapping
so lets lay here and lap
with the lap of the lapping
as our hearts beat with lapping
as we lap
and I couldn't resist this
Slapping the Bitch
As the slave
as I'm slapped
as I'm slapped into sleep
soft slaps that slap with a slapping
along the form of this wench
forming
the breath of each breath
of this slap of the slapping
by this warm randy cove
while I'm slapped with the slapping
while I'm loved as the slapping
as the slapping
as the slapping
as the slapping
as the slapping
as the slapping
as my love is slapping
so lets lay here and slap
with the slap of the slapping
as our hearts beat with slapping
as we slap
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
(I've re-posted this Now This Just Isn't Funny where it belongs)
Studies in Cruciform 2.778
The Nobility of Slavery
A Continuing Appraisal
It Pays to Advertise...
Ego Stipes Ergo SumStudies in Cruciform 2.778
The Nobility of Slavery
A Continuing Appraisal
It Pays to Advertise...
Grand idea... but when it goes back an hour leave it on the weekend!
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
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old slave
FELIS RESPICIENS
One for Dorothy perhaps?
The Choice
Under a new quick-punishment regime, traffic offenders just had to experience a short period of discomfort. Ann had failed to stop at the line, and was led into the punishment area by the Warden.
"You have three choices" he said "I'll open one door at a time, and you have to say if you want that choice. Once made there is no going back to a different door".
Inside the first door a group of people were standing in shit up to their necks. Ann was disgusted and refused.
The second door revealed people standing in shit up to their noses. Ann backed away quickly.
Inside the third door, people were standing in shit, but only up to their knees and they were all chatting and drinking coffee. Ann immediately chose that room.
As he was leaving Ann there, the Warden shouted "Coffee break over, everyone back on your heads."
The Choice
Under a new quick-punishment regime, traffic offenders just had to experience a short period of discomfort. Ann had failed to stop at the line, and was led into the punishment area by the Warden.
"You have three choices" he said "I'll open one door at a time, and you have to say if you want that choice. Once made there is no going back to a different door".
Inside the first door a group of people were standing in shit up to their necks. Ann was disgusted and refused.
The second door revealed people standing in shit up to their noses. Ann backed away quickly.
Inside the third door, people were standing in shit, but only up to their knees and they were all chatting and drinking coffee. Ann immediately chose that room.
As he was leaving Ann there, the Warden shouted "Coffee break over, everyone back on your heads."
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Over at Scandal's Resort the other day Tree all but accused me of being a "Gentleman".
I assure you, sir, I’m not gentlemanly. When I’m gentle, I’m not manly, and when I’m manly, I’m not gentle.
Heaven forfend! Herewith, some better definitions:
"A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't."
“The definition of a gentleman is a man who enters a revolving door in front of you and exits behind you.”
“Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.”
"...a gentleman does not rejoice at the misfortune of another. In public."
"The final test of a gentleman is his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him."
And finally:
"Someone who gets out of the pool to go pee, is a gentleman."
( Someone who gets out of the shower to go pee, is an idiot.)
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
I assure you, sir, I’m not gentlemanly. When I’m gentle, I’m not manly, and when I’m manly, I’m not gentle.
Heaven forfend! Herewith, some better definitions:
“The definition of a gentleman is a man who enters a revolving door in front of you and exits behind you.”
“Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.”
"...a gentleman does not rejoice at the misfortune of another. In public."
"The final test of a gentleman is his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him."
And finally:
"Someone who gets out of the pool to go pee, is a gentleman."
( Someone who gets out of the shower to go pee, is an idiot.)
Sympazero, please accept my humble apologies for alluding that you are a gentleman. I used the term as a place holder so as not to offend the
sincerely,
Tree
...whiney little bastard he is...